jim cramer ticker tape toppings

“if everyone holds hands
Gilead does it because
Kumbaya stock”

“Tesla CEO
he wants world domination
I want you to die”

“was once offered
a job at a major teaching
university”

“If You Can Believe That”
betting it was Harvard
where you went to school

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Tyler Mathisen

“should you sell your house
your adolescent children
we’ll answer all that”

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very hard listening
they are throwing haiku
catching left and right

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knock knock

for thirty five years
shave and a hair cut two bits
my father and i

shaving on one side
sensodyne on the other
knocking through the wall

singing in haiku
“i saw those harbour lights
knocking at my door”

paying him to sing
his birthday seventeenth
my birthday also

cherished brother three
they paid my father twenty
two dollars to sing

his favorite joke
two dollars to sing and
twenty to be quiet

yehudi was in
our “icebox” turning off light
refrigerator

you would have to guess
who’s on tv during dinner
“He’s on tonight”

tom jones glen campbell
kojak mannix columbo
barnaby jones

standing in doorway
on the way to dinner
dancing macarena

my mother’s cooking
makes you so happy you dance
before and after

even without salt
after his heart attack
i was ten years old

oven fried chicken
never having anything fried
still delicious

salt isn’t necessary
unless you have a
salt deficiency

and you can even
though it’s quite unheard of
these united states

my ocean eleven

“this is dr.
frasier crane reminding everyone
life is too short”

Frasier
`

“don’t know why i’m
always getting my britches caught
in my own pitch fork”

Andy Griffith
`

“if this mime turns me
gay i am going to start
bringing gay guys home”

Peter to Lois / Family Guy
`

“if you’re planning on
showing up with your cold feetS
tonight forget it”

Green Acres
`

“your little girl seems
to be getting the better
of my little boy”

Family Affair
`

“Raising Hope was not
filmed in front of a live
studio audience”

Raising Hope
`

“he needs to eat
ten thousand calories a day
maintain muscle mass”

Brooklyn 9-9
`

“how come you can’t talk
about me behind my back
like other mothers”

Darlene on Roseanne
`

“i’ve never seen
a cowboy pulling a wagon
full of sandwiches”

Andy Griffith
`

“you know that’s amazing
how you would know that
off the top of your head”

Castle
`

“my father brought my
mother here on their first date
changed names couple times”

Person Of Interest
`

sheep part I

some people count sheep
counting coincidences
it’s like noah’s ark

wed chiropractor
supervisor ATF
was second boyfriend

then jewish reporter
USA Today
another exact same

two jewish reporters
at USA Today
then fire rescue

first a policeman
now medic fire resscue
calling 911

ATF first job
used to be an ambulance
in NY City

he said people step
over someone having heart attack
on sidewalk

now works for police
at one federal plaza
opposte jobs

two boyfriends same jobs
backwards ambulance police
and two USA

lone chiropractor
can say he was husband
so that doesn’t count

til remembering
when trying to count sheep
two friends in real estate

both owned companies
one friend in charleston
other in chicago

meeting both charleston
discovering many more
coincidences

i followed you

hi i’m a narcissist
don’t like anything you wrote
just come read me

i never intend
to like or to even read
anything you write

(some may have other
reasons they may not know the way
to read your blog)

follow me a year
read everything i write
i never learned manners

it’s too bad no one
who i am talking about
will ever read this

i actually get
very angry and i say
go jump in the lake

when they follow me
i say go jump in the lake
almost every day

sometimes i just think
oh great another pyramid
sociopath

they are just so sweet
dying to make you money
their mission in life

when in fact they are
scheming to take your money
so they can be rich

“make money blogging”
run away when you see this
“empower”, “simple”

they wear sunglasses
sometimes husband and wife pic
woman and baby

just an avatar
nothing to the right of pic
together good clues

it’s raining men haiku television ten

“is it too much
to hope that you and i might
cross paths again someday”

The Closer
`
“with another mouth
to feed he’s got to keep his
ear to opossum hole”

Charlene / Andy Griffith
`

“he had a loan company
but he missed a payment
they took it back”

George & Gracie
`

“why in G-d’s name
would i need to dream about
another woman”

Modern Family
`

“sometimes i sit at
mr. j’s desk with no pants on
little victory”

The Middle

`

“when i got married
i didn’t get a family
got a freak show”

Debra Barone
`

“he dances with bears
and if he dances backwards
he knows he’s a male”

Gracie Allen
`

“how can i trust you
when you don’t trust anyone
you’ve got to trust me”

Person Of Interest
`
“all the books they’ve got
in the library and that’s
the one you picked”

Brick’s father / Love Story / The Middle

“walter there’e a thin
line between love and hate and
you’re erasing it”

Maude
`

“i want peter florrick
all you have to do
testify against him”

The Good Wife

“do you want me to
show you how to do this
so you don’t hurt yourself”

dance / Jake on Brooklyn 9-9