be there , haiku tv

“would you like a brazillian
for your landing gear
i like a big bush”

Very Small Business
_
“oh mrs. barone
why are you taking your clothes off
i’m the dentist “

Everybody Loves Ray
___

“but you are a man
spirit flows through us we’re all
estro geniuses”

Bob’s Burgers

___
“what the bloody ell
are you talking about matthew
need a lie down “

The Librarians

___
“i want small olives
the little ones make the sandwiches
look bigger “

George & Gracie
___

“sitting there watching
you coo over my pigeon
it looks delicious”
`
“gorgeous wonderful
that’s very sexy chocolate
it’s good actually”
`
“come come mr. bond
do you get as much pleasure
from killing as i “
`
“your mussel broth sir”
“imagine that being cooked
in your own juices “
`
“the pork belly
has made me kind of amorous
yeah it will do that”

The Trip
___

“in life there is no
such thing as a perfect
time for anything”

Castle
___

“one time i played seven
minutes in heaven i
was hit by a bus”

Two Broke Girls
___

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