bob’s burgers:daily special part II

bob’s special of the day: mary hartman-which ,mary hartman-which
more larry david special burgers:
funkhauser nut burger with almond walnut and cashew
don’t play wagner at my wedding or on your lawn chia seed bagelburger
richard lewis meditation yogi urt burger served on a benadryl brownie
alta kocher chronicburger with shwag (guaranteed to keep the opthomologist away)
my dry cleaner put a hole in this burger, burger
abe vigoda gefilte “fish” burger on pumpernickel

family guy specials:
gouda night everybody loves robert loggia(served on focaccia w/ melted gouda)
you made me love you johnny muldoon tickle the ivory key lime burger
stew ie d tomato on a peter bilt burger
brian swings with nat’s frim fram sauce w/ ausen fay burger and chafafah on the side
harry bel a fontina cheese burger
12/30

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bob’s burgers : specials of the day, part I

(bob’s burgers I ūüôā swallow this capistrano pastrami burger
once upon a thyme veggie burger
albert r broccoli-burger
kosher dil et tante burger
salmon ella fitzgerald burger
is you is or is you ain’t my baby bel cheese burger?
casey anthony newley wed burger
put a sockeye salmon in it burger
obsessive culinary delight OCDburger
anchovy pasties burger
squash your dreamburger
nat king cole slaw burger
meet you in kentucky bourbonburger
not mushroom at the inn burger
Adam eme and new year’s Eve burger
olivia pope john paul ring o onion burger

larry david burgers:
don’t use the carpool lane on game day venison-burger
my wife may be crashing but my cable is down right delicious burger
have it your way narcissist burger

(for the blackboard behind bob 12/29)

all i want for hanukkah is olivia pope

it’s that time of year.well, no ¬†it’s a different time, every year.you have to look at the jewish calendar or an american calendar and subtract a day.only¬†four more shopping days¬†or¬† if you are reformed five more shopping days.so hard to find a good parking place.the lines at the mall are unbelieveable.the hanukkah decorations are beautiful,if you can find any decorations. macy’s has so many dreidel ornaments to hang on your tree, but you don’t have a tree. unless… you are married to someone who is christian.there must be a lot of interfaith marriages.why else would macy’s have so many different hanukkah, chridtmas tree ornaments.bloomingdales always has chocolate covered apples with royal blue ribbons. i like to decorate with these, because i haven’t seen any new hanukkah decorations ,since¬†1st ¬†grade. godiva likes to wrap candy boxes in blue ribbon also. that magically turns them into chanukkah gifts.

you watch for all of the channukkah shows on food tv ,instead of the normal brisket and potato latkees… they had thanksgving dinners¬† almost 24/7 for a week, but all you can find are shows about pork loins and crab bisque.i guess it’s a kosher crab from myrtle beach;the crab who tried to eat me.oh well , maybe the chefs are reformed, also.life in america is easier if you are reformed.

it’s almost time to watch the many ¬†hanukah movies and figure out where to hide the presents.my favorite holiday movie is Mixed Nuts ,where adam sandler sings his hanukkah song and ,and ….are there any other holday movies?someone invite larry david to dinner and make a new chanukah movie, and a new song, also .i only know three: adam sandler’s song , dreidel, dreidel ,dreidel and on the first day of hanukkah, my true love gave to me; a crisis manager named olivia pope.