from ray’s daily 2/21…call me ocd , counting words, but a haiku:
” a true friend is someone/ who reaches for your hand/ and touches your heart”.
if you are sad mr. ray will make you laugh everyday and share his knowledge.

Ray's Daily

Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.

Cherokee Indian Proverb

! live now

Sometimes I don’t get up early enough to do all I need to do and this is one of those days. I attended one of my favorite theatre company’s preview of their next season last night so I needed a little extra sleep today. Now I am off to back to back meetings that will load up my morning so please forgive me and hopefully enjoy this Daily from the past.

Rays Daily first published on February 22, 2005

Saturday I lost a friend who was only 66 years old, today I learned that a colleague from my UNIVAC days died at the age of 58 while he was making final arrangements for his Florida retirement home. Over the years I have lost too many friends as they died before their time. I consider myself fortunate that I…

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fortune cookies

Fortune Cookies:
three days ago i put all the silly myrtle beach fortunes away.then i found a new one, i didn’t understand. it said the day you learn to laugh at yourself, you will grow up.an hour later , maryanne read this . i burst out laughing, even though it was not meant to be funny. i was very angry , when i wrote this last july, but i understand why charmaine is always laughing at me, now and understand myrtle beach fortune cookies.

errinspelling

Shame on you mitt romney for pretending hillary is backing you .shame on you  for thinking floridians are stupid.shame on you for using a 2008 clip of clinton running for president  and misleading americans.shame on you for calling other people names that you obviously are,or you would not be using fake clips. shame on you for approving the message.shame on you mostly for driving, with your dog on top of the car ,during a long trip for your vacation.and shame on anyone who would have given you a dog and shame on anyone who would give you a dog in the future. and thank-you david letterman .

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jim cramer’s ikea haiku

(IKEAKU)

when cramer was poor

he lived on sweedish meatballs

adrenaline now .

haiku writes itself

a gentleman and scholar

who’s GG Larouche?

anaphylaxis

he speaks in 5 -7 -5

great news for AMGEN.

ALON ringing bell

free market for gasoline

sell oil overseas.

hamantaschen ocd

this is what happens on sleep deprivation day five:

“i woke up in love this morning
i woke up in LOVE this morning”
with a ha man TA schen on my mInd.

and a haiku:
(i’ve heard it a million times)

most repelled by prune

apricot or raspberry

opium poppy.

you can watch david cassidy on antenna tv and then his father jack cassidy on me tv’s bewitched.
he sings : fly me to the moon ,in sabrina’s ear and she does.

most little girls were in love
with keith partridge, but i was in love with mr. dimples himself, jack cassidy.