the silly kus

(like the others were not: the silliest haikus)

football pantyhose

take it off take it off take

it all off namath.

(noxema)

you’re soaking in it

stay younger looking longer

dishwashing liquid.

(madge)

mother daughter hands

no one can tell you apart

ivory stay young.

(ivory liquid)


sammy davis kissed

him, he kisses a cross dresser

archie bunker.

(all in the family)

there was a lot of concern about making a dishwashing liquid that keeps your hands young. weren’t there gloves?

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