if i had a bath tub, you would be
a lucky peeking duck.
but since i am a vegetarian ,
you are a lucky peking duck.
if i played the violin, you would be my muse.
oh wait i do.
if i spell hamantaschen with a ham,
doesn’t it become an unkosher pastry.
if i was sad ,
you would be my happiness.
but if you were country music,
i would find a new muse.