jim cramer’s oreo fracking haiku

(it’s all in the mix)
“you should mix m&m’s

and oreo cookies

in fracking fluid”.

(the don)
“mcdonalds ceo

mixes low fat cooking

and good tasting food”.
`
(cramer the poet)
“traders buying tech

investors buy household names

i buy you cramer”.

(trend)
buy their grocery

peeps ” are doing peter lynch”

i shop at target”.

(atlanta)
“go out on your own

leave your mother-in-laws house

use trucks for fracking”.
`
(don’t mention I)
“inventories up

follow it to the letter

earbuds – heaven’s sake”.
`
(usa today)
“dizzy head spinning”

“it’s my favorite paper”

sherwin paint my place.
`
(point?)
“at a certain point

not based on chinese imports

someone take profits”.
`
(classic commercial)
someday is today

” a good day to take profits”

honeywell catch phrase.
`
(was)
“agra, mosaic

mcdonalds makes me feel good

i shop at target”.
`
(me too :bank of america)
only 12 points now

“i bought it at 48”

coincidences.
““
jazz “exactly like you” haiku

“know why i waited

knew just around the corner

somebody like you”.

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