decree or not decree

Want to send a gift
please no more than nine hundred
ninety nine thousand.

the rest was a haiku but not so funny in haiku

“Because that’s how many years it will last”

fed x documents
divorce of the century
found against door

HUMOROUS part:

only part i understood of lawyer speak : if anyone gives me a million dollars ,decree is ended forever.i didn’t graduate fourth in my class from harvard law,like one of my attorneys, but i have enough sense to know the other side believes this. i guess they can’t do math.

i just want to say,you better hope no one gives me a million dollars, because the first thing i will do is hire forensic accountants to find the millions, that you only have, because of my fathers kindness trust and love …..
you just better thank your lucky sociopath stars you only have to work one half hour a month, to earn that.
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totally forgot ;
Tried to explain
to gentleman from Tennessee
getting a GET.

when he informed me i was still married to my x husband. he said jewish people cannot get divorced.and he wasn’t even drinking moonshine at the time.
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But Please : i do not want to win the lottery

please don’t allow anyone to leave me anything in their will

i would just love some peace and quiet, but no one has even given me that, for one day ,in my life, since i was little, so why would anyone give me a million.LOL

and if you have to send a gift, please be sure ,you only send 999,999.00.

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7 thoughts on “decree or not decree

  1. Hysterical laughter late at night, I am getting “slap happy!” Remember when you had sleepovers or slumber parties and you “outlasted’ most of the guests. I feel that way right now. But glad to see you are being sensible. Don’t accept a million dollars, just the one penny less… Divorce and marriage, both are so confusing and challenging. You are a lawyer? Should have known this before… sorry.

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