all about ducks

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“raised by a dog”

Felip duck
jumps on hind legs
for french bread.
.

i name him
so i get to keep him
duck napping napper.

.

don’t crowd me
plenty of dough for you
keep your cool.
.

i’m surrounded
it’s a hold up at the
o k corral.
.

we do shots
of lemongrass before dinner
Felip and moi.

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ducks adore
vinegar potato chips
gave them mine.

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time to fly south
ask you to tag along
not a bad idea

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bitterben calls
silly duck my follower
they can’t read.
~

man said “duck
is following you home”
going wrong way.

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barely conscious stream

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deviled crabs
tiny pitchforks chasing you
across the sand.

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rice krispie treats
falling in bikini top
uncomfortable.

`

married on beach
dolphins are your witnesses
miami dolphins.

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smith party of six
party of five
one died in line.

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“Pyramid Scheme”

send us picture
imaginary money
we make blogging ?

`

my father said
“good thing you aren’t
allergic to money”.

`

you’re in a pickle
i can’t help you
i hate vinegar.
.
cucumbers are
notorious for heartburn
double negative.
`
“you hold your liquor
better than i do peggy.
long island iced tea”.
.
i hold my liquor
just like the next man
with my hands.

`
watch out for
piranha in jacuzzi
he hasn’t eaten.

`
tropical depression
sadness because summer
left the building.

`

“They Give To Me”
haven’t ever
given anyone anything
contagious.

`
“which ad experience
do you prefer”
none nada zip.

`
where were you
when the lights went out ?
in a haiku.

`
“No More Alimony”
Art Cashin

” ben bernanke flies
over your house drops
million dollars”.

`
“Walking on Beach”

like to turn around
make sure no one following
shouting haiku.

summer is here to stay !

i’m refusing
to say goodbye to summer
you can’t make me.
`
`
stream of consciousness
many have said this
had to look it up
.
how can i be doing
something if i don’t
know what it is.
.
i’m just a person
stumbling upon haiku month
february.

`

trying to fit
as many on page as
humanly possible.
`
`
like this:

if i had my say
which apparently i do
won’t say bye!

`

shark head in surf
appears as though he doesn’t
need bottom half.

`
men always asking
me to get in the pool
get a commission?

`

favorite kind of a man
one who says see you
tree o’ clock .

`

everyone tells
me schedule can’t even
remember own.

`
if someone is
a leader you better take
a hard look.

`
ants hate this
vinegar in tea cup
crawling on rim.

`

why would anyone
want to eat a vinegar
potato chip?

`

you can’t strangle
a man with a large neck
not that i want to

`

tapping his head
why is he doing that
maybe a V8?

`
sneaking out
it’s the fastest way the softest
way and coolest way.

`

if your name
ends in vowel then can
i call you gumba ? (friend)

`

helicopters three
hovering above do not
“beam me up”.

Friday/two bikini’s a troll doll a bellman & 2 weddings

two bikini’s
on the shore “savin lives
tryin anyway”

older bikini
tells me as the younger threw
starfish back in
`
BELLMAN

“your husband
probably loves that you
have laryngitis”.

“you’re not married
probably a good thing?
i don’t know”.

“yeah they’ve got
SUSHI & all that stuff
at our restaurant”.

NO ONE KNOWS
what a VEGETARIAN is
myrtle beach.

`
NEED A CAMERA
couldn’t even write haiku
died laughing

lady’s hair blown
exactly like troll doll
gray with black roots.

if i had her picture
wouldn’t even have to
write haiku.
`
pink rose petals
line boardwalk watermelon crawl
a wedding

Gumba my movie man

the ” movie man”
took me to see piano man
fourth row center.

fourth row right
x husband’s divorce lawyer
said happy new year.

handsomest jewish man
in south carolina
want to see movie?

gumba said no
tell him i’m your movie man
i call you gumba.

he never gave me
beer or punch in the nose
like you joked.

beautiful necklace
sixty inch mitsubushi
reserved hockey box
`

Billy Joel / Piano Man
`
“sing us a song
you’re the piano man
a song tonight”
`

Muse & don’t try this at home

 

since they rhyme
can place on same page
i’m doing it.
`

Boardwalk Empire review in haiku:
`
“you can’t go around
stealing from people”
blasted sociopaths.<- me

(some mob boss
said this to college student
who offered to pay).

what the bleep
do you do every day
of your life idiot. <- me

`
`
last week :

“voting democrat
hazardous to your health”
when i hit you. <- me talking not me hitting
`

saturday part II / a shark,a chute, a shower

After the parachutes:

Kite making S’s
arabian music playing
red snake tail.

Falls to earth
” we’re living on a prayer”
music changes.

`
Showering with a n y accent:

“Did that woman
just shout a haiku at me
well i’ll be darn”.

“How could it take him
that long to get here?
it’s not that far”
`
she sprays sunscreen
twenty four hours a day
must run from her.
`
Let’s try ocean
girl runs over asks
if i am greek.

why did she ask? no i’m not.i’m from s.c.
She thinks it’s fate. she lives in greenville where i spent most of my life.my home is in arlington where she spent most of her life.
`
Then horrible man
size fourteen shoe steps
on jellyfish.

nightmares for me
nightmares for the fish
her loved ones.
`
around 5:00

black chutes
twenty eight hotels away
jumping off roof.

how it appeared
floating up to the ground
over and over.
`
THEN JAWS:

i stop to stare at a giant shark head.any size would be giant to me.he was just at the edge of the surf. eventually 3 people came & took his picture. his eyes were staring at me. i couldn’t leave.am i the answer man?everyone asks me .is that what i think it is? how did he get here?

then a man:

“Honey reach in
get me a tooth out
make me a necklace”

not for a million
sir are you related
potato chip guy?

( who wanted to deep fry the jellyfish )