barely conscious stream

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deviled crabs
tiny pitchforks chasing you
across the sand.

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rice krispie treats
falling in bikini top
uncomfortable.

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married on beach
dolphins are your witnesses
miami dolphins.

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smith party of six
party of five
one died in line.

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“Pyramid Scheme”

send us picture
imaginary money
we make blogging ?

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my father said
“good thing you aren’t
allergic to money”.

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you’re in a pickle
i can’t help you
i hate vinegar.
.
cucumbers are
notorious for heartburn
double negative.
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“you hold your liquor
better than i do peggy.
long island iced tea”.
.
i hold my liquor
just like the next man
with my hands.

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watch out for
piranha in jacuzzi
he hasn’t eaten.

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tropical depression
sadness because summer
left the building.

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“They Give To Me”
haven’t ever
given anyone anything
contagious.

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“which ad experience
do you prefer”
none nada zip.

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where were you
when the lights went out ?
in a haiku.

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“No More Alimony”
Art Cashin

” ben bernanke flies
over your house drops
million dollars”.

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“Walking on Beach”

like to turn around
make sure no one following
shouting haiku.

13 thoughts on “barely conscious stream

  1. Love it. Love it. Love it. Great content. SHOUT out those haikus. Jack did. That’s why I do the DBB pose no matter who’s watching. FREEDOM. I’m barely conscious when I try my “stream of consciousness” stuff. This one’s going in my collection with Dolphin jazz and others.

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