your mouth wide open
walk all the way to the beach
no bridge over creek
ten feet are stolen
fall through into the water
man says four days tops
only at low tide
can walk all the way around
amazing maze
halloween low tide
purple crabs scurry to holes
untouched shells
i will stay feed you
you never turn down sunbeam
we will eat all day.
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mr mullet voice
“make the hotel next door take
you home in their cart”
was almost high tide
second bridge comes into view
gate being lifted
back to the fish tail
dolphin playing shark story
crystal blue water
mr mullet speaks
“i will do anything once
but never again”
two girls found a shark
i’m sure the witches had
visions of necklaces
had to wash off red
he missed dancing with dolphins
teach him not to kill
honeymoon tail
he fell asleep in the gulf stream
fishing for marlin
halfed a dramamine
after groom’s tummy ache
10 foot swells
hurricane coming
no one told me mile below
i caught a tuna
grab the seat in front
every time your head would fall
fear ocean slumber
Oh, wow. “Fear ocean slumber”: this line flicks the poem around, whiplashes it. This is absolutely superb.
yes i wasn’t going to sleep in the middle of the gulf stream with a mile of water below me..never -mind a hurricane was coming, no matter what the dramamine wanted.
do you ever spend time at the beach?
lol.
tomorrow friday saturday
the small talk is
it’s 72.
i was there one halloween.it took up 3 pages
you are the master of weather, whether you like it or not.
lol.. i like it not & i am so wethered from being out in the weather.
snow kidding?
must have been snow kidding.it was 77 & purple bikini day
I would never wear a purple bikini, because it is 16 today.
well i don’t have dyslexia but it is 61 here & i’m upset because it was supposed to be 75….then 71 & the temp. kept dropping they missed it by 8 degrees…
i’m also having nervous breakdown , b/c the movers deleted all 18 emails of our conversation & are pretending i’m a new client for the 3rd time ..i’m in a lot of trouble. it’s like a robot..
i think your weakness might be computers.
okay & hamantaschen and dr katz
Does hamantaschen mean “duh”?
no it means delicious pastry
Delicious pastry duh?
no duh just dough a deer a female deer
Ray a drop of golden sun? I watched that live show.
i did not, but you are the 2nd person to ask if i watched…no u didn’t ask did u…i watched horrible scandal & i won’t again..
rae is a drop of golden raisins
Raise suns.
lol..you raise son.
He needs to be raised sometimes. Raised for a spanking.
no you raise barns or roses not spankings
Actually I could use a raise.
that’s the best kind of raise.you raised the nail on the head
You just hammered that point home.
lol.and i didn’t even use a hammer to hit.
wrenching drama going on.
lol..i’m benching the flounder in the 2nd half of the game against the halibut
so you’re going with the hawks? you could use this to help those who need advice on betting. make a good living.
okay,i don’t know where the hawks come from.does that matter?
It comes from the sea of Sea atttle.
lol sea attle .does hawkeye from mash come from sea attle?
Yep, cept he has a Sea rattle.
he does.it seems like he & goldie hawn are both in adam sandler’s christmas song in the movie mixed nuts
Are you sure it isn’t his Chaunakkah song?
it is one of his christmas or hanukkah songs,it was in that movie too…i like goldie hawn & chevy chase together movies..names escape me…wish everything would escape.lol what a silly saying
Things are always escaping from my brain.
yes. i forgot that things are always escaping from my brain. that’s why i forgot to say this,until you reminded me
I wish about 50 lbs would try to escape.
from your brain? mine doesn’t have 50 milimeters
from my stomach.
from my seashells. i forgot the subject .matter. does it matter?
Not really. we can move on to the matter. like the matterhorn.
can we go skiiiiiing there or i hear they have the best cheese fondue
We used to fondue every Christmas night for dinner. Yumm…
really i always meant to..only 1 time at debra rosenberg’s bday party in like 3rd grade….someone gave me one /sower & i gave it to my niece
you never did it for Hannakah eve?
not even hanukkah eve.lol you know what i just realized, we call hanukkah eve hanukkah…every holiday starts at sundown the night before.
I know right? I’m not sure when we start Christmas or Christmas Eve. I guess whenever we feel like it.
lol.that’s a good time.i like to say christmas day eve.
i like to say day off.
week off is fun to say too..bob newhart likes to say a plane is one of the safest ways to fly.
Unless you are a bird.
yes.they need to teach birds plane safety
It should be so plane and simple.
sample simple planes of siberia
sample Dr. Dre.
SAMPLE BITTER BUTTERCREAM oops sample lock key
the dr. is not in session.
“oopsie doodle doo my friend” “you know what the song means ” that the dr is in session
Dr. Katz right?
yes sir e bob .i mean ben
Ben katz.
i know 3 cool katz but if ben katz is cool that makes 4
You know three cool katz? Dr. Katz, Ben Katz, Laura and who else.
oh then 6…the big three: big joe maher, (drums) john cocuzzi (piano & vibrphones ) & john prevetti
(bass )
Is that jazz or something?
yes exactly. it is jazz and it is really something.
It’s definitely something.
it’s something wonderfully fantastico
how did the colts increase their lead 16-3 in 2nd quarter highlights?
the scoreboard operator wasn’t paying attention.
if you say so…agree to agree.
I agree.
how could you disagree.. you wood half to agree
why wood you say that?
b/c i woodn’t half it any otter way
you otter be more karenful.
i otter be less errrinful of cap’n crunch french toast too
how many rrrr’s in your name? more c’s than capn crunch?
i’m not sure because i always get the rrrr’s mixed up & my eyes do too
you have dyslexia do.
yes i do sometimes too,the funny kind
i just can’t get it straight.
i can get it crooked…can you get a straight flush or 4 of a kind
I can’t even figure out how they do card tricks.
me either even though i once had a deck & every other card was the 3 of hearts
my guess is your card was the 3 of hearts.
lol. you are correct
I’m a magic can.
did you lose or someone steal your i ?
Nope just lost my magic.
did you also lose a twin raccoon.he is sleeping in the tree & he only wakes up to itchy his ear/
no racoons around here unless you count the one that knocks over the trash.
that would be a raccoon i would count twice
I’m mean he was horsing around.
you’re mean the budweiser horses horsing around?
He’s a horse of nature.
i’m a force of nature..no, sandra bullock was in that movie
that was so long ago that I barely remembered that.
i barely did too .was before i was born
before I was born too.
& before sandra bullock was born in arlington at whole foods
She has no gravity.
ah no gravity, that’s true.she has the zone diet
She should Speed things along.
lol.wow how do you make all her movies into jokes..you blind sided me with that one
That’s the one I was going to do next. You really put the heat on me for that one.
if you had given me two weeks notice,i wouldn’t have blind sided you,sorry
are you familiar
with bitter ben’s theory on
relativity?
not even bitter ben know the bitter ben theory of relativity.
i know the bitter ben theory of relativity.. it goes; i don’t like small talk with relatives of relatives.
know i know it. that’s relatively funny.
and this is relatively funny.relatives would not find it funny, i fear.
My relatives would. they think I’m funny because they aren’t.
you are funny whether or not they are
they are working on it.
you will always be funnier
I was born this way. Can’t help it.
you shouldn’t have to help it..omgoodness it’s a bitter bitter day.need nexium & a tranquilizer
and some bitter weather.
today is bitterer than yesterday.who will break in next?
The easterly winds.
easterly winds are leasterly fish…west is besterly
West is best, east is a beast.
if east is a beast i should go south?
no, just mobsters there.
yes in florida…mob & racists,i forgot what you call them, except faella’s who play with barbie dolls & shoot african americans & jews & collect guns & the 1700 gang members & the murderers who shoot in daylight & the wife killers..orlando is a wonderful place… 1 wife went missing per month while i was there
I can’t believe that was all going on when I was at Disney last year. That makes Orlando even worse in my eyes.
it was. there was a pedophile in the pool at a disney hotel & a security guard from disney took money from child’s wallet……
Because children have so much money in their wallets.
yes.he took mother’s money too, but the news made a big deal for ratings i guess, b/c what is news w/o ratings but TRUTH.
since when does truth need to be added to a newscast.
never has been .never will be..they need a truth serum recipe
maybe there is a cupcake on cupcake wars that has the special recipe for truth serum.
if not we will make them ourselves
A truth serum cupcake, would just make the judges hate my cupcakes in a more honest way.
they are so mean .i don’t like any of those people,those judgy judges…at gifts a go go ,there are these beautiful delicious looking cupcakes, but they are soap.
perhaps I should go on the show and get to the finals then make a thousand cupcakes out of soap. That would show them.
okay you will make them look delicious.one has a candy cane wrapper
a kanye cane rapper.
lol..kanye west is best for catching flounder with cupcakes
or hanging on the christmas or haunakkah tree.
h trees are imaginary. he would be hanging mid air
but he would make the strangest ornament…
kayne would i think …bitter have an ornothological ornament
he would just chill with the birds.
birds chill with me;they try /follow me to beach (if ducks are birds)
You do spend a lot of time at the beach with birds.
and birds spend a lot of time with me, but they never put footprints on my pies ,like on the flintstones
they just aren’t doing their job, or being a good friend then.
think answer disappeared….you should have a chat with the birds & tell them..i can use some upside down bats toes on the ceiling..
I’ll have a chat with twitter.
and tweetie who was my parakeeet
was he a paratweet?
lol he was a paratweet .peppie & tweetie used to stay up all night
peppie locomoco primote the baldie was peppie’s full name from wwII
so many great lines- love “dolphin playing shark story”
Yes, I loved the maze in the creek. Amazing. Instant pictures in my mind. Jumping from one patch of sand to the next to get across. Feet get soaked in the winter and might as well be bare-footed. Flounders just are so amazing to me as well. Ugly fish. White on one side. Two eyes on same side of face. I don’t know why. When I first saw the title. I thought of Flounder from Animal House. I also laughed like heck at the conversation between you and Bitter Ben. But it’s not the weather that’s been beating me down, whether or not I like it, it’s computer and some guy attacking me on Sun News site. He’s a writer, so he says, and he can’t understand why I’m always so critical of local government and business people. Then when I attacked back. He said I was thin-skinned. Yeah, I was a reporter and I’m thin skinned. Anyway. Been down before. Trick is to stand back up. And reading brilliant works of you and others help me through. Peace.