haiku tv

why is henry VIII
a tudor for goodness sake
playing a vampire?
`
“don’t wake the sick
unless you forgot to take out
the thermometer”

Everybody Loves Ray
`
“i mean even alice
in wonderland has got
to wake up sometime”

Gidget
`
“think you can handle
another round , you better
eat your spinach”

Tom Selleck /Blue Bloods
`
“the lonliest monk
do you happen to mean
thelonious monk?

Hello Ladies/ name three jazz musicians
`
‘can’t tell me you don’t
do it to elizabeth
the pointy finger”

White Collar
`
” if you have any
desire to be back with him
don’t wait too long”
“longer you stay dark
harder it is to come back”
being live person

Covert Affairs
`
“do we have to get
those pills where they sit in
bathtubs in the field”

Raising Hope
`
“carry a saw in
your pocket, is that what you
said when you met mom”

Bob’s Burgers
`
“the roses are for
my girlfriend the chrysanthemums
are for my wife”

Who said this?
`
“for g-d’s sake a haiku is only 17 syllables & it doesn’t
even have to make sense”
The Millers

not a haiku they
couldn’t even think of one
if it’s so simple?
moi
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