animal rights & sexual harassment

“when a horse says nay
that’s exactly what he means”
sexually harass.

Dr. Katz
“bob newhart’s fear of
humidity workshop “they
had to sweat it out”

” i would take a bullet
for you and bring it wherever
you would like”

Dr Katz to son Ben
“my check paid for that
maybe you paid for the bottom
left hand portion”

Larry David / breast implants
“well i don’t have to
tell you there was no malted
under the boardwalk”

Edith Bunker
“mr. carlin i
don’t know if you noticed but
the ceiling caved in”

Bob Newhart

so did mine bob
watching you to forget raining
through roof onto floor
“you’re saying there’s a
tyrannosaurus rex lost
in N Y City”

White Collar
“if i’ve learned anything
from paula deen at all
it’s keep my mouth shut”

Raising Hope

“she’s incredibly
famous for having orgasms
during sermons”




44 thoughts on “animal rights & sexual harassment

  1. you may have meant the priest to say in your last paragraph that:
    ‘She was incredibly famous for playing HER organ during sermons.’

  2. Laughed throughout. Especially love Newhart and Larry David is just hysterical. I think I told you before that people told me I’m somewhat like him — without the money and nice house and stuff. Dang caving roofs. No better than the Sawmen.

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