haiku tv four or 3184 or something

“don’t condemn a
whole group of people for the
actions of a few”

Archie Bunker said this

“get Psychology Today
tomorrow, get Tomorrow’s
Health today”

Bob Newhart
“Herb she’s married her
legs are no longer under
your jurisdiction”

The Mothers-In-Law
“you are a scorpion
and every word out of
your mouth is a lie”

Covert Affairs
“now i’ve never heard
of a reverting dog who
didn’t stay that way”

“believe me no one
wanted to give you a baby
more than i did”

General Hospital
“i haven’t said
anything in two days and
nobody even cared”

D J on Roseanne
“he can hate brussel
sprouts, he can hate white people
he can’t hate football”

King of Queens
“you have two hours
to collect your belongings
and leave the country”

“this isn’t a test
case Rick it’s how we do business
it’s what we do”

The Assets
“do you need a math
tutor because the department
will provide one”

“shot in line duty
ouch you ran over my foot
incredible pain”

Brooklyn Nine Nine
“i have no idea
what either of you are doing
but let’s shut up”

Uncle Junior (sopranos) as judge on Good Wife
“bring five dollars for
gas and change your shoes you may
have to push the car”

Axl to Sue on The Middle


4 thoughts on “haiku tv four or 3184 or something

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s