for every state haiku tv 8 & country

“that’s my mother
mona lisa is the girl
nat king cole sings about”

Gracie Allen/ painting of Mona Lisa
“if if’s and buts were
candy and nuts we’d all have
a merry christmas”

“i have a rather
remarkable collection
of wine and handcuffs”


“and of those three months
how long have you been a
demented sex pervert”

Sheldon to Mom

“Brick that was cute
at the block party but we’d all
had a lot of beer”

The Middle

“those two i wish they’d
just get a room already”
pretend didn’t say

Benson / SVU

” i only repeat
myself once in twelve hours
you caught me on it”

The Millers

“if he’s not retired
why does he buy his pants
at the pharmacy”

Robert Barone


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