baking dozen thirteen

“when you’re fourteen
the world is a very confusing
and sexy place”

Ray Barone to his mother

“i’m a bad father
like ernest hemingway or
some other writer”

Peter Griffin / Family Guy

“george always says that
one woman like me is enough
for any man”


“just so the ice cream
doesn’t go to waste i think
you better eat it”

Ward Cleaver to Beaver

“you’re all a bunch of
pigs i smell bacon this whole
place reeks of bacon”

“and guess what I’m
going kosher cause jerkey don’t
dig on swine wo oo”

Brooklyn 9-9

“if i’m gonna be
a donor i’d rather give
it to the red cross”

mosquitoes / Petticoat Junction

“when i go to heaven
will i be anatomically

Raising Hope

“you need to take a
step closer to the world
we are living in ”

About A Boy

“I’ve looked into the
eyes of traitors before casey
you’re no traitor”

Person Of Interest

“look my contempt is
not with the U S it’s always
been with Russia”

The Blacklist

“soon you’ll grow into
your grandfather’s shoes
you can be dangerous too”


“if you’re ever in
Japan look me up we’ll take
a bath together”

Bob Newhart


4 thoughts on “baking dozen thirteen

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s