baking dozen thirteen

“when you’re fourteen
the world is a very confusing
and sexy place”

Ray Barone to his mother
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“i’m a bad father
like ernest hemingway or
some other writer”

Peter Griffin / Family Guy
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“george always says that
one woman like me is enough
for any man”

Gracie
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“just so the ice cream
doesn’t go to waste i think
you better eat it”

Ward Cleaver to Beaver
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“you’re all a bunch of
pigs i smell bacon this whole
place reeks of bacon”

“and guess what I’m
going kosher cause jerkey don’t
dig on swine wo oo”

Brooklyn 9-9
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“if i’m gonna be
a donor i’d rather give
it to the red cross”

mosquitoes / Petticoat Junction
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“when i go to heaven
will i be anatomically
correct”

Raising Hope
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“you need to take a
step closer to the world
we are living in ”

About A Boy
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“I’ve looked into the
eyes of traitors before casey
you’re no traitor”

Person Of Interest
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“look my contempt is
not with the U S it’s always
been with Russia”

The Blacklist
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“soon you’ll grow into
your grandfather’s shoes
you can be dangerous too”

Maude
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“if you’re ever in
Japan look me up we’ll take
a bath together”
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Bob Newhart