“when you’re fourteen
the world is a very confusing
and sexy place”
Ray Barone to his mother
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“i’m a bad father
like ernest hemingway or
some other writer”
Peter Griffin / Family Guy
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“george always says that
one woman like me is enough
for any man”
Gracie
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“just so the ice cream
doesn’t go to waste i think
you better eat it”
Ward Cleaver to Beaver
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“you’re all a bunch of
pigs i smell bacon this whole
place reeks of bacon”
“and guess what I’m
going kosher cause jerkey don’t
dig on swine wo oo”
Brooklyn 9-9
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“if i’m gonna be
a donor i’d rather give
it to the red cross”
mosquitoes / Petticoat Junction
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“when i go to heaven
will i be anatomically
correct”
Raising Hope
`
“you need to take a
step closer to the world
we are living in ”
About A Boy
`
“I’ve looked into the
eyes of traitors before casey
you’re no traitor”
Person Of Interest
`
“look my contempt is
not with the U S it’s always
been with Russia”
The Blacklist
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“soon you’ll grow into
your grandfather’s shoes
you can be dangerous too”
Maude
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“if you’re ever in
Japan look me up we’ll take
a bath together”
`
Bob Newhart
Fabulous quotes.Garden of beautiful thoughts.jalal
ray barone is a brilliant man!
“For this relief much thanks”. 😀
Hillarious, quotes I know I’ve heard but glazed over! Great Job!