bubble wrap him for hanukkah


one year i gave him
twenty seven presents
mr. mishuginah

think it may have been
twenty seven pairs of socks
plus seven presents

one for every night
all of his socks had big holes
he liked it that way?

every week i shopped
tj maxx and other stores
most beautiful socks

ocd shopping
ocd with his big holes
every mall d.c.

cannot remember
any of the other gifts
except for these two

one wasn’t a gift
this is the best gift ever
popping bubble wrap

every day for a month
he popped his bubble wrap
and said he loved it

and when it ran out
probably put me on a plane
in the lightning

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there was no start rectangle

have i recovered?
RPC server fatal
serious error

there was a loud bang
did my pumpkin pie blow up
it started like this

impossible vegan pumpkin pie appears, an egg free recipe & it was gluten free, but i didn’t want to make rice flour, so i searched , until i found someone say coconut flour. that was the perfect idea. so you grind coconut & oat flour.

at 12 pm , a horrible metal bang.inside the kitchen , nothing had fallen. open the oven & oh no my coconut flour blew out of the pumpkin pie, impossible. how could that happen the pie is beautifully whole .it was snowing inside the oven everywhere.

then i remember there were once of twice baked potatoes being baked , under the pie & one potato was perfectly sliced in half & everything was missing. the pie was delicious . i can see why her husband ate six pieces at 153 calories each. i’ve heard of potatoes blowing up. that’s apparently what happens when you poke them only 8 times, instead of seventeen, and have a new oven.maybe the forks here are made for prison and are poke less.

but , when i woke up , i turned on the computer & there was nothing at the bottom of the screen . no start , skype, time, wireless, just: “RPC server is unavailable, fatal error”, for 5 hours.when i look this up. it said microsoft was working on an answer in 2011 & never answered & i remember microsoft support popped up one day , & said it had ended in 2013.

not that i would know what to do or even understand, but when humans tried to explain, no one had this happen, before the computer starts working. and the computer has been acting stranger than usual, the last few days.sometimes , when click on someone, you can see their name , but there are no words on their post, so i delete cookies & then the words appear.

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stream of mullet no Isles

“””

fly like a mullet
jumping for saltwater joy
pulsating oceans

feeling like a dog
hanging his puppy head
outside the car window

knows how to have fun
no better feeling in the world
blowing here now

she told her boyfriend
because of her fortune cookie
she had to leave

he kissed her forehead
told her he understood
she had to start over

i don’t understand
Soprano psychiatrist
what a fruitcake

literally
i get stupid fortune cookies
almost every day

i guess that’s tv
cause of no one’s
ability for happiness

marriage made
in confederacy
she lives in NY he lives here

“””

rizzoli and isles

feeding kisses

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seven ducklings
underneath their mother
trying to keep warm

what it’s eighty six
are you quite certain
tells his friend she will pluck you

mom flaps her wings
like some kind of vampire duck
stand perfectly still

i back away
but ducklings keep following
running away from tram

a terror on wheels
i run from her too
crawling back under mother

except for seventh
searching for truffles in grass?
thinks he’s a piglet

crow just landed next
making me forget or bringing
bad luck to me

yes he brought bad luck
and i just found a large check
under the doormat

could buy two condos
living expenses six years
until cowboy hat

grabs a chair ten feet
to the right pulls out a smoke
wind is blowing right

thinking it’s alright
cannot quit coughing though
realize man on the left

then a giant bee
lands on the chair by my toes
two minutes later

tiny tweeting flies
three inches from my face
almost hit sunglasses

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can’t catch a wave

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a new expression
instead of saying break
can i copyright this

two men trying to surf
one looking at waves
like a mad scientist

surfing in the surf
never getting wet unless
you stumble and fall

he can’t catch a wave
trying to show off his skill
seeing with two eyes

although he has four
his glasses are a hindrance
in this deep water

just when you thought
it was safe to go in the water
three jelly fish

where is your drive thru
pink ribbon ring of onion
clearly see clear pink

question being
will fishermen catch a wave
only fish know for sure

only dry wave
worth catching is on your radio
waveless mattress

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say misty

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they live in a world
where they throw live animals
to alligators

this place florida
so why not a little girl
they have no feelings

this destroys my heart
hoping she was dead before
poor haleigh cummings

everyone she knew
her tiny family
twenty nine arrested

father grandparents
babysitter and brothers
everyone’s parents

have to raise yourself
parents always on drugs
every waking second

steal to stay alive
or just for the fun of it
enjoy selling drugs

your babysitter
lost your dear child forever
so you marry her

a forgiving soul
for a psychopath father
or is she that good

misty croslin
teenage mafia princess
liar above liars

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capo de tutti capi: misty

Children Destroyed by Hamas

and how do you
decide which child to hang
to protect your mass weapons

inanimate objects
with souls of small children
taken from parents

murder the mother?
how else would you take their child
hurt them physically?

stop their screaming?
their cries do not bother you
heartless evil creatures

destroy everyone
generations of evil
mentally tortured

you erased
everything humankind has learned
protecting children

what was done to you
that you would do this to them
look forward to death

how many children
did you not only murder
but blame Israel

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