haiku tv fifteen the new season

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“that boy wants a bar
mitzvoh i’m going to throw
him a bar mitzvoh”

Blackish
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“now you’re my boyfriend
you have to buy me ice cream
tell me i’m pretty”

The Middle
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“i know that we’re
supposed to keep our underwear on
but i didn’t”

The Mysteries of Laura
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her dad said “apple pie
without cheese is like a
kiss without a squeeze”

Food TV
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“i’ve got to say
out of the four of you
Vito is the best kisser”

Brooklyn 9-9
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“you do not get to be
rosa parks without
rosa parks bus driver”

John Oliver HBO
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“sometimes i find it
easier to despise someone
than to love them”

Boardwalk Empire
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“what is it next crouch cam
we think he meant crotch cam
this is cnn”

Bra Cam CNN
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“please return your guest
pajamas, your guest toothbrush
and guest” something else

Brooklyn 9-9
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“i never eat anchovies
unless i don’t know
i am eating them”

” either you lead me
to Berlin or i will lead
Berlin unto you ”

The Blacklist
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