haiku tv fifteen the new season


“that boy wants a bar
mitzvoh i’m going to throw
him a bar mitzvoh”

“now you’re my boyfriend
you have to buy me ice cream
tell me i’m pretty”

The Middle
“i know that we’re
supposed to keep our underwear on
but i didn’t”

The Mysteries of Laura

her dad said “apple pie
without cheese is like a
kiss without a squeeze”

Food TV

“i’ve got to say
out of the four of you
Vito is the best kisser”

Brooklyn 9-9

“you do not get to be
rosa parks without
rosa parks bus driver”

John Oliver HBO

“sometimes i find it
easier to despise someone
than to love them”

Boardwalk Empire

“what is it next crouch cam
we think he meant crotch cam
this is cnn”

Bra Cam CNN

“please return your guest
pajamas, your guest toothbrush
and guest” something else

Brooklyn 9-9

“i never eat anchovies
unless i don’t know
i am eating them”

” either you lead me
to Berlin or i will lead
Berlin unto you ”

The Blacklist

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