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“that boy wants a bar
mitzvoh i’m going to throw
him a bar mitzvoh”
Blackish
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“now you’re my boyfriend
you have to buy me ice cream
tell me i’m pretty”
The Middle
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“i know that we’re
supposed to keep our underwear on
but i didn’t”
The Mysteries of Laura
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her dad said “apple pie
without cheese is like a
kiss without a squeeze”
Food TV
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“i’ve got to say
out of the four of you
Vito is the best kisser”
Brooklyn 9-9
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“you do not get to be
rosa parks without
rosa parks bus driver”
John Oliver HBO
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“sometimes i find it
easier to despise someone
than to love them”
Boardwalk Empire
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“what is it next crouch cam
we think he meant crotch cam
this is cnn”
Bra Cam CNN
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“please return your guest
pajamas, your guest toothbrush
and guest” something else
Brooklyn 9-9
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“i never eat anchovies
unless i don’t know
i am eating them”
” either you lead me
to Berlin or i will lead
Berlin unto you ”
The Blacklist
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Why is the new season so much better when you interpret it? 😉
LOL thank-you very much little dog!
Brooklyn 99 yo. My favorite show because of you.
that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said.i wish you would tell my former boyfriend, who for 4 years would only see a movie if 12 critics said it was good & the N Y times.
Your former boyfriend was only 4 years old?
he was 4 years old at one time & always 4 years older than me & my youngest boyfriend & bf for 4 years
Ok awesome! So creative to base them on the TV shows like that 🙂