.
he needs a food processor
so he can make chopped liver
but what he does not know yet
he’s going up the river
oh anchor anchor anchor
i made it out of cement
and if you had not caught me
i’d be in mexico in a tent
larry should retire (king)
give nancy grace his show ( i didn’t mean it)
she has many more expressions
than his do you know know
oh anchor …
every person here knows
you can’t put perfume on a pig
and when you go out fishing
you get saltwater on your rig
oh anchor …
after the new maid left
the mops they multiplied
never use your own computer
when looking up the tide
oh anchor …
he loves to do the yoga
make toothpaste art you see
he will never see a penny
the court will so decree
oh anchor …
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errinspelling 
Thanks to you, I can’t get the damned dreidel song melody out of my mind! Great, funny poems, however.:)
i’m so sorry:i think this is the last one, but i am glad someone knows the song.
Just joking. These poems are clever and funny as heck. BTW, I once accidentally sat down on a dreidel a friends kid left on their coach. OUCH!!!!
oh no ouch. i was just getting ready to ask if you will forgive me,if i send you some matzoh ball soup, b/c i was seriously thinking of making more in a few minutes… but you were joking.
Oh, not about THAT! I’d NEVER joke about matzoh ball soup! LOVE it!
i wouldn’t joke about it either.you should pretend to be mad, so i will send you some.
i didn’t know people would laugh unless they followed the case, but when i found this i was hysterical laughing at the mitchell’s not watching football the day they gave scott an alibi.lol
OK. I’m furious. Now, send me some soup.
LOL okay FP ,carrier pigeon will be on the way shortly.
Can’t wait til it gets here. Yummy.
it’s burning my tongue. better wait a few hours ,for it too cool for the carrier pigeon
Will do, my friend. Will do. 🙂
lol i mean to cool…it’s not too cool for the carrier pigeon
🙂
P.S. I did follow the Peterson case, and I did laugh the absurdity of it. Friggin’ psycho he is.
you’re kidding.you are a rarity , my friend: you know the song, you followed the case & you remembered it for 11 years!
I’m rare indeed. But I’m very, very sweet too. 🙂
lol..i know you are ;just as sweet as a hamantaschen
Happy new year,wishing you health,happiness and success.Jalaal
i wish you the same jalaal & thank-you very much!
My pleasure.