haiku tv nineteen is gluten free

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i just made biscuits
right then on law and order
his mother calls him

you biscuit eating
son of a you know what
and then he confesses

Goren thinks man
professional confessor
to get away from mom

“all he does all day
sit around eating biscuits”
mother to Isis

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“beautiful woman
with a lot to offer
shall we make an offer”

Modern Family
`

“bless me father
for i have done nothing but watch
pornos” on tv

The Closer
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“you can just imagine
you have a cowboy riding you
like a horse”

ETV Yoga
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“can we go
to the concussion i think
i have a hospital”

Raising Hope
`

Smile

“not just because
of the tootsie roll we hide
in every pocket”

“congratulations
mikey you got yourself
one of those trophy wives”

Mike and Molly
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