haiku tv nineteen is gluten free

i just made biscuits
right then on law and order
his mother calls him

you biscuit eating
son of a you know what
and then he confesses

Goren thinks man
professional confessor
to get away from mom

“all he does all day
sit around eating biscuits”
mother to Isis

“beautiful woman
with a lot to offer
shall we make an offer”

Modern Family

“bless me father
for i have done nothing but watch
pornos” on tv

The Closer

“you can just imagine
you have a cowboy riding you
like a horse”

ETV Yoga

“can we go
to the concussion i think
i have a hospital”

Raising Hope


“not just because
of the tootsie roll we hide
in every pocket”

mikey you got yourself
one of those trophy wives”

Mike and Molly