show plenty of twenty haiku television

when a man
writes a book about you
only polite to marry him

Castle inspired

“next time the phone rings
it will be the attorney
general calling”

my phone only rings
district attorney asking
go out with her friend

it’s not what you can do
for your state ,it’s what you
can do for the law



“he spoke italian
you know brooklyn italian
he ordered the wine”

Law & Order

“one moment of bliss
our magical trash can kiss
i wish i was deaf”

“better get in there
because she just met a guy
on christian mingle”

“if anyone
is dumb enough to kidnap Brick
they will bring him back”

in addition to whispering
i am cursing now”

The Middle