january overjoy bitterbenku

“someone in your life
the disease of overjoy
my blog is the cure”

“i hate that my tweets
are so much more clever
than kevin jonas tweets”

“do santa clause’s
little helpers take elfies
during bathroom, breaks”

“forty one years old
still sit at kid table
people still think i mind”

“i go from famished
to full in only eight point five
pizza seconds”

it’s all about me and other
fellow benjamins”

“when people say
“make it rain” in seattle
we all say please no more”

“in seattle
the clouds are king and the sun is
the humble servant”

“i think what i will do
is buy one delicious doughnut