twenty one ,fun and festive, haiku tv

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“they’re very festive
i don’t know what kind of guy
you’re going after”

she jumps off ski lift
cannot be alone with a man
almost sundown

kosher breast implants
her father thinking they might
help her social life

larry disagrees
thinks they should be smaller
and other mishegas

Larry David / Curb Your Enthusiasm
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they all look alike
alligators and crocodiles
am i racist

Me
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“i’m watching oprah
waiting for my aha moment
and you’re not it”

Mike and Molly
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“the only way
your mother can deal with pain
is to spread it around”

Roseanne
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“and don’t get used
to me looking like this because
i can’t afford it”

The Closer
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” a woman who had
her face severely bitten
by a man on bond”

Commercial for news
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“if you’re a jerk wad
who always has to be right
this isn’t for you”

“you probably
already know you have the right
to remain silent”

Law and Order
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22 thoughts on “twenty one ,fun and festive, haiku tv

    • lol..hey the comment line came back by itself…i had to go read it. i don’t remember.the dr. who performed the surgery was jewish, really….and he said it was kosher to use larry’s money to buy whatever he wanted , instead of fixing his car, larry hit.

      thank-you TACP

    • At the risk of taking a joke seriously, I could imagine that animal-based products might go into making breast implants, and that the way the animals harvested for that might be of interest to someone observing the dietary laws pretty strictly. I don’t know that anyone would, but I can imagine the reasoning that if you put it into your body, even if it’s not by eating, then dietary rules matter.

      • you know what, i was thinking about the implant itself like you & i was very sleepy,when answering TACP…but, she was orthodox & of course i know you are not allowed to harm your body in any way & there is also the matter of her child breast feeding…(.i mean this boy wrote on my arm in pen, in 9th grade & that is forbidden…he was a baptist’s minister’s son, so not for him)…
        it definitely isn’t kosher…it’s forbidden…unless, there are medical reasons,like cancer or something…i have no idea what i was thinking , when i wrote that, except i was being as ridiculous as larry david.

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