haiku twenty two tv is free

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some jewish guy
“trying to imagine lady gaga
as a nun”

I wonder
if christian guys imagine women
as matzo balls

“lady guinevere
who was that Knight i saw you with
early morning”

“i threw her a straight line
she got a laugh with it
and then i proposed”

George Burns
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“i should have been
a kosher butcher like my brother”
he was a moil

Seinfeld
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“remember the time
we put our nickel together
and bought nothing”

Ray Barone
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“doesn’t it make you
feel good to know there’s a place
to go when you’re scared”

Marie Barone
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“well i have been taken
for ronnie’s sister but
never his brother”

Gracie Allen
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“i have nothing to do
with my boss’s daughter’s
boss’s sweet sixteen”

The Nanny
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“move to las vegas
get a couple of tigers
start a magic show”

Mike and Molly
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