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beautiful seniors
in their bikinis they shine
enjoy september
oceanfront pizza
pie and surrounding beauty
Mr. Who singing
with Frank Sinatra
New York New York can can dance
“in the summer wind”
she’s sixty today
Greenville, S.C.
must lay the slice down
in order to clap
just as much for Greenville as
young woman’s birthday
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despise mark wahlberg
he apologized to self
for blinding a man
i wrote a long haiku a long time ago and don’t know where it is. so, last night i was getting ready to write this at twitter & apparently something new happened this past december.
originally this racist wahlberg, beat a vietnamese man so badly he blinded him, many years ago.
cnn interviewed wahlberg & reputable news stories all said that mark, the sociopath, had forgiven himself. can you believe this. the poor man suffered every second of his life & not only, does he not feel sorrow & couldn’t be bothered to apologize to the man but has the nerve to say he forgave himself.
how can it get any worse.apparently questionable sources in december are trying to change the facts. also wahlberg would like an apology from the state that imprisoned him.
i do remember this : i will never see another movie he makes & i had probably seen every one, until i learned this. also , i am asked questions every friday & sometimes 5 times a day about whether or not he is a good actor, for the past 11 years, like today.if i guessed 12,000 questions in 11 years ,that would be a low estimate. you can guess what the last 3000 answers were.
because you are a racist
and badly beat a man
is bad enough
for twenty six years
only thinking of yourself
you were not sorry
wish he had sued you
for every penny you made
wouldn’t be enough
wounded warrior
evil warrior who wounds
like you even care
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watching letterman
bye miss american pie
the day you were born
mother and father
hardly saying what to do
knowing what to do
when to do home work
brush your teeth before you sleep
please go play outside
okay there was that
“this will be the day that i”
please don’t sing i die
i can understand
i cannot sing anyway
why was i singing
so i always stop
just when they get to that part
the day i was born
maybe i’ll sing that
because it is my birthday
and on other days
this will be the day
i make pie , i cannot lie
bake an apple pie
let’s ask dave’s mother
what kind of pie did she bake
cherry billy boy
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a woman laughing
she sounds just like a duck
highest balcony
please look to your right
pierre floating in six feet
get off of the rope
immemorial
phrase you never stop hearing
pierre loves the rope
one man lies in sun
pierre swimming by himself
earth day everyone
for thirty minutes
in the middle of the pool
owning each april
boss of all bosses
even man with hamburgers
does not disturb duck
secret service ducks
having a very hard time
wind blows bread far right
one in every crowd
although he is by himself
he loves his chlorine
temperature rises
seventy six five p m
seventy three day
duck is deep in thought
maybe writing a haiku
fast moving water
how does duck stay still
when the current is so strong
blue shining ripples
he has crossed the rope
heading straight for the ladder
sipping the chlorine
sitting on the rope
little bit ocd duck
back and forth he goes
he’s swimming around
the octagonal edges
and then duck jumps out
give him nine point nine
his happy tail is wagging
trying to dry off
remember last year
as soon as he was dry, man
walks by , jumps back in
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afraid of Whoopi
after she leans in to Big
then she says “LAWYER”
with those big glasses
foster machete mother
run away screaming
there was chevy chase
playing part of mel gibson
“vino veritas”
don’t care what they say
they’ve been using real cases
sometimes three in one
of course they change crime
but even a third grader
can figure this out
casey anthony
melinda duckett, ray rice
anna nicole smith …
martin short scares me
smiling, choking through jail cell
robin williams too
susie will scare you
whether on larry david
or law and order
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the next thing i knew
post liking pancake haiku
he asks for nude pic
should i have sent him
a pancake with no syrup
maybe he meant this
this place called twitter
who knows what will happen next
sent my niece haiku
king charles spaniel niece
Savannah from atlanta
she’s a southern belle
yell at criminals
avatar pyramid scheme
send them to prison
stock broker follows
for no apparent reason
from greenville s.c.
tell me what are odds
greenville and a stock broker
father volunteer
everyone waited
for the broker to go home
then called my father
asking him stock quotes
after father retired
volunteer broker
hello paine webber
every time he retired
went to the market
taking me at one
to hornblower and weeks
“horace hates errors”
written on my pen
should have sold it on ebay
learned who horace was
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of course a haiku:
” let them hate me as
long as they fear restrained
mockery of horace”
85-8 BCE
john forestar
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you ask yourself which
vitamin is the most fun
and most beautiful
banana boat
attacks you in the sea
floating away from anchor
stopping many surf boards
talented of all the toes
this just too big
searching for a guy
usually four in bright suits
banana white hair
see that he’s reading
woman runs to him pointing
can’t go left or right
join U S navy
rubberized ducky boat girl
learn to tie some knots
you will surrender
take me to your leader
top banana of all
until mr. m
taps you on the head, it isn’t
rosh hoshannah
prefer red test line
only eleven days left
september fish men
sea concession stand?
shore bird munching on cheetos
he’s done this before
where did you get these
would love to join you mr.
crunching in the surf
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didn’t say swimming
i said i went in the ocean
different story”
“six o clock in the
morning invigorating”
bone chilling haiku
“you will be up at
three a m in a couple of years”
his wife said
back on track people
not here to reminisce
about old hurricanes
we’ve already missed
three weeks of mr. mullet
you know he’s out there
off to the sea
they always say have a good day
like going to work
cotton pickin ocean
how can it be anything
but wonderful
do not tempt sea nyph
they could swallow you whole
or sunburn one’s tushie
“too too tootsie goodbye
too too tootsie don’t cry”
where did you come from
Ringo’s father
the same pattern of behavior
every single time
he jumps in the pool
six feet straight down like a bullet
sits wooden wall
middle exactly
beach towel hanging from neck
smokes bad cigarette
walking up tiki
from there it’s a mystery
need to know basis
perhaps slow gin fizz
or queen elizabeth’s sister
bloody mary
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i met a kind nurse
she was allergic to corn
feeling bad for her
pops into your head
everyday is passover
the first to say this?
and then the next day
they told me that i was too
already knew wheat
and then i knew this
passover every day too
let them eat matzo
marie antoinette
wheat is also in matzo
let them eat sponge cake
allergy to eggs
what would marie antoinette
tell me to go eat
talking to myself
get ready for passover
i crack myself up
what is there to do
when every day seems pesach
ocd cleaning
ritual cleansing
vinegar for the counters
ice box,stove,oven
yes i said ice box
too many syllables this
refrigerator
and this may be why
jews are born with ocd
five thousand years
please tell me which box
pesach silverware is in
two hundred boxes
and only one drawer
who builds a house with one drawer
kitchen beach condo
so at four a m
how do you peel hard boiled eggs
kitchen sink breaks
i’m sure there’s a law
if it’s not good for your health
should not eat something
angel of death, takes
me away to calgon bath
perfume allergy
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deserted lawn chair
when no one is sitting here
what sights do you see
he likes commercial
elephant sitting on chest
inhale aversion
cannot think of one
single commercial i like
deceptive fibbing
is anything ever
as wonderful as they say
advertising
remember k-tel
own the tea cup of our queen
a nice chia pet
always buy presents
for dog nieces and nephews
we aren’t related
the blanket for dogs
buying all the store had
for puppies to snuggle
inexpensive gift
walgreens had too many left
only three dollars
cold in the shadows
behind vast palmetto flag
white cloud sun hiding
—
“love in the shadows
got to put your faith in things
when the sun goes down”
Neal Sedaka
Love in the Shadows
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