~
“it was predicted
news would become sillier
in the seventies
the three presented
with their perfect little beards
perfect little suits
(van gogh experts on bbc)
we’re all going to die
not very helpful is it
in a hurricane
frankly some of the
only normal people i’ve
seen here are drunks
what are you doing
sneaking around behind my
view,blindsided me
all you have to do
is rally someone to hate
and they’ll vote for you
(trump)
I answer this guy
when you say look at the sky
you say don’t pun me
Brighton used to be
the liberal capital
country of england
tell me more of your
mosquito and purell tales
wait with baited breath
(mosquitoes like perfume & in purell)
blind leading the blind
paragraph about the beer
no percent content
is your dress dry yet
are you finished with it now
just use my hanger
don’t know how many
years i have carried this bag
but it’s time has come
cross that off the list
things you can do comfortably
can do with your life
(basketball)
doc wife rips scrotum
these are the success stories
of my country
waitresses big smiles
that disappear the minute
they turn the corner
no one would have thought
he’d take the experiment
this far with the jeans
quite a good tee shirt
Apologies In Advance
back lawyer’s email
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