i followed you

hi i’m a narcissist
don’t like anything you wrote
just come read me

i never intend
to like or to even read
anything you write

(some may have other
reasons they may not know the way
to read your blog)

follow me a year
read everything i write
i never learned manners

it’s too bad no one
who i am talking about
will ever read this

i actually get
very angry and i say
go jump in the lake

when they follow me
i say go jump in the lake
almost every day

sometimes i just think
oh great another pyramid
sociopath

they are just so sweet
dying to make you money
their mission in life

when in fact they are
scheming to take your money
so they can be rich

“make money blogging”
run away when you see this
“empower”, “simple”

they wear sunglasses
sometimes husband and wife pic
woman and baby

just an avatar
nothing to the right of pic
together good clues

no birthday cake bang theory haiku

indignation
when sheldon and leonard’s mother
call him narcissist

two biggest narcissists
she never hugged her son
gave him any praise

no birthday party
she tells him to buy her book
when he needs advice

i don’t have to tell
you about sheldon where would
anyone begin

congratulate her
on her child she says
“why it’s not my achievement”

she isn’t much nicer
bunch of sociopaths
on the good wife

every last member
monotone cold unfeeling
sell their own mother

but a fine actress
cybil birdcage and good wife
bake leonard a cake !