stream of streams

when you get a hanging
judge his wife probably
just burned his toast

`
i’m a southern bell
who just said bloody ell
a tornado warning

`
weighted power lines
one half inch of ice can add
five hundred pounds

`
counting words since
“knee high to a grasshopper”
finally paid off

`
For Nancy Grace
.
you can “put lipstick
on a pig” if you wish that
sure one is willing

if you’re literal
many defense attorneys
do this every day

`

i drink because i’m
thirsty and dehydrated
maybe poet too

i can’t drink or smoke
maybe i’m not a poet
inimicable


now i can’t remember
if you put lipstick or
perfume on pigs

not that it matters
maybe i need a drink now
that will help me think

executor exercises extraordinary power

trust I and trust II
he’s trusting me with trusts
after sixteen years

first runner up colonel
second an attorney
what happened to them

can’t fulfill duty ?
tuxedo competition ?
i need jim cramer

diversification
and all that jazz
vacation condo stock tips

i am only someone
who majored in business
not an attorney

play one on tv
scott peterson talking head
invisible pay

should have majored in
music but that’s neither here
nor there or funny

a seven year tour
had i majored in music
only four years

ishkabibble cat
expert stock tip consultant
requesting your help

decree or not decree

Want to send a gift
please no more than nine hundred
ninety nine thousand.

the rest was a haiku but not so funny in haiku

“Because that’s how many years it will last”

fed x documents
divorce of the century
found against door

HUMOROUS part:

only part i understood of lawyer speak : if anyone gives me a million dollars ,decree is ended forever.i didn’t graduate fourth in my class from harvard law,like one of my attorneys, but i have enough sense to know the other side believes this. i guess they can’t do math.

i just want to say,you better hope no one gives me a million dollars, because the first thing i will do is hire forensic accountants to find the millions, that you only have, because of my fathers kindness trust and love …..
you just better thank your lucky sociopath stars you only have to work one half hour a month, to earn that.
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totally forgot ;
Tried to explain
to gentleman from Tennessee
getting a GET.

when he informed me i was still married to my x husband. he said jewish people cannot get divorced.and he wasn’t even drinking moonshine at the time.
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But Please : i do not want to win the lottery

please don’t allow anyone to leave me anything in their will

i would just love some peace and quiet, but no one has even given me that, for one day ,in my life, since i was little, so why would anyone give me a million.LOL

and if you have to send a gift, please be sure ,you only send 999,999.00.