fruitful multiplying haiku

buy brie december
expiration may thirteen
how does cheese know this
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he can’t eat butter
i can’t have margarine
his turtle likes chiffon
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never spending day
with wine spending four thousand
sandy chihuahua
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why is this called
a preview when you can see
the entire post

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those fruitcake grocers
don’t sell duke’s mayonnaise although
they do sell fruitcakes
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baseball nemesis
taking boyfriend to china
leave gehrig behind
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raindrops kept falling
on my head too every time
i went in the hall

keep having to change
tense from past to present
aggravating haiku
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her husband’s an ass
father changed him into one
samantha stevens
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if you go missing
after one hundred years
do they close your case file
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grapes go forth at once
multiplying into wine
turning toes purple
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he’s in the potty / not harry caray

have you ever
woken to find a haiku
in your potty.

he offed himself
must have fallen from ceiling
into the potty.

was harry carry
committed sewer cide
PTSD bug.

(can’t even type
the haiku i have and this
bug gives me more).

he also gives
ptsd & why i
left s.c).

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my FATHER always
SANG this song but it isn’t
a haiku,this is.

” a man laid down by the sewer
& by the sewer he died
the people came to the inquest
& they called it sewer cide

oh it ain’t gonna rain no more
it ain’t gonna rain no more
how in the heck can ERRIN
wash her neck
if it ain’t gonna rain no more”?