it happened today

lying on deck
six little birdies chirping
know i’m here right?

four inches away
chirping loudly at crumbs
i ask for a dress.

they disappeared
after saying this isn’t
the flintstones silly.
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Swaying From Palm
Brushing Against Fluffy Cloud
One With Universe.

Seagulls Fly Nines
Lucky Number Seven
On his Way To Vegas
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woman in surf
“has a sand dollar inside”
it’s a jellyfish.

she laughed and said
“it shakes like my belly
belly is jelly”.

when i walk back
she and husband say he just
got up swam away.

the best part
she asked me if it turns
into a sand dollar.

now i’m wondering
actually look up question
you know the answer.

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“country girl” luke bryan

“shake it for catfish
swimming down deep in the creek
shake it for me”.

parent haiku

“everything about
your life is the most tragic
i have ever heard”.

it was may
thought he was talking to me
but a 4 year old.

i thought wow
people have said that to me
funnier to her.

(Daddy wants the Beach)

“we do what Regan
wants to do then we do what
mommy wants to do.

now we do what daddy
wants to do everybody
gets a turn”.

Even little ones speak in haiku at pool I

(little sister 7)

“mason you think
EVERYTHING in life is a race
since we were born”.

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(lucy 4 & baby ziva )

“lucy wants to eat
ice cream and watch long movies
tonight daddy”.

(daddy)
“if you weren’t pregnant
and holding a baby
i’d pull you in”.

“everyone heard”
( daddy asked me if
i saw his wife was pregnant
i said we heard you).

lucy calling herself
vanessa and dunking
daddy blamed me.

(errin didn’t do it)
“don’t think errin has
a mean bone in her body
i think you did it)”.
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(forty minutes with jackson 4 )
what’s that on table (10 x’s)
i mean what’s that on pole
what’s that on pole ( 4 x’s)

can you blow bubbles
yes you can have to go home
can i dive in here ( 6 x’s)

i’m a fish watch me
get in jacuzzi with dad
my mom knows how.

best of all moves or can’t type in bed

lived in the same house , until 1997. cannot even count how many times,since 2004 i have moved. yesterday was the best,of the worst.housekeeping was supposed to come at 10 am , move the refrigerator to find my mother’s pearl ring.no one came: at 11;30 i left. came back at 12;30 .no one on any floor. i moved away but very close.the door would not open. after the key turned fingers red a security guard opened door,said i should get security here to make me key cards.no one wants to or knows who will….so i left the door unlocked with jewelry and everything inside.
one of my suitcases is missing. if it had scarves i spent 1000’s of hours making, that’s not good.
at least i don’t have 50 boxes of my mother’s crystal to worry movers will break this time. being charged 500.00 a month by movers in maryland for that and 4200.00 for their pretend packing, when i had packed everything myself.
the wireless will not work. the vacation rental said she will email as soon as they find the ring.
27 hours later, still no wireless.the extension cords don’t fit , new battery. fire shot out of every outlet and it’s happening here too. wireless fixer , not related to olivia pope, said you hardly ever see that. he said i will come back tonight or anytime and fixed it for a few minutes, but nothing he tried really worked. now i think plastic is burning.apparently computers need to be flat, not fluffed up on pillows.

.can’t type in the bed.can’t see the tv . can’t move it.it’s attached to the dresser.there are no cabinets in the kitchen.you have to be 6 feet tall or have a 47 inch sleeve length to reach the disposal switch. the dishwasher door falls on you. everything is on the right , that i need on the left.

but i love the walls, lcd tv’s,ocean 50 yards away,on the 50 yard line of the pool,the jacuzzi is next door and best of all no one running on the ceiling .yes i would stay here for the pretty swirly walls .no 500.00 condo fees.700.00 a month including electricity ,wireless,24 hr security,5 pools, tennis, putting greens,ducks, goldfish , creek, cable,ocean, beautiful blue delicious looking crabs,conch shells, jellyfish that don’t sting ,baby turtles, 10 baby ducks, carp ….. d.c. area was 2100.00 for 1 bedroom and 300.00 for electricity, cable and wireless and they have no ocean.

HAIKU : poured some sand out on my desk one day and played

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“Fun in the sand”
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PLAYING IN THE SAND/
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IT ISN’T JUST FOR CHILDREN/
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LITTLE SUCTION CUPS/
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SNAILS ENJOY PLAYING SLINKY/
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SLIDING ACROSS HANDS/.
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TWIRLING AROUND MASTER’S HEAD/
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PROPELLER LEASHES/.
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MEN AND WOMEN ALL AGES/
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SEARCHING FOR SEASHELLS/
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LIKE A FULL TIME JOB./
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MULTIPLE COLORED/
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CONCH SHELLS IN THE CREEK/
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.PURPLE LIKE EATING CARROTS./
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FLIP FLOPS EVERYWHERE/
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HAVE SO MUCH FUN FORGETTING/
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TO WHOM THEY BELONG./
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