fruitful multiplying haiku

buy brie december
expiration may thirteen
how does cheese know this
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he can’t eat butter
i can’t have margarine
his turtle likes chiffon
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never spending day
with wine spending four thousand
sandy chihuahua
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why is this called
a preview when you can see
the entire post

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those fruitcake grocers
don’t sell duke’s mayonnaise although
they do sell fruitcakes
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baseball nemesis
taking boyfriend to china
leave gehrig behind
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raindrops kept falling
on my head too every time
i went in the hall

keep having to change
tense from past to present
aggravating haiku
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her husband’s an ass
father changed him into one
samantha stevens
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if you go missing
after one hundred years
do they close your case file
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grapes go forth at once
multiplying into wine
turning toes purple
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alice cooper almost a haiku & a witch

“school’s out for summer

school’s out forever

school’s been blown to pieces”.

—-

(bewitched haiku)

it’s haiku a day

emergency come right away

dr. bombay.

if i don’t stop this rhyme

send me away for some time

don’t drop a dime.