“sorry i’m just about
to enter sprinkle city
got a problem”
Cap’n Holt / Brooklyn-99
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“beautiful woman
with a lot to offer
shall we make an offer”
Modern Family
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“the only coupon
i want is unlimited
leave me alone time”
The Middle
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“but safety concerns
went out the window two
apple juices ago”
Sheldon afraid of potty on plane
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“how long does it take
for a birthday cake to fly
to san francisco”
“if your father wants lunch
tell him i left a dollar
in his wallet”
Gracie Allen
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“i don’t want a nap
i don’t need a nap and
i’m not taking a nap”
The Millers
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“you would know that what
i’m going to do is
exactly the answer”
Blue Bloods
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“you’re calling me a
heartless dictator or MOM”
“exactly the same”
Everybody Loves Ray
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“yeah debra and i
have always dreamed of having
a marriage like you”
Ray to Marie
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“i’m going to be
mrs. luke spencer again”
“made me work for that”
General Hospital
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“temporary tattoos
can save a child’s life
tonight at eleven”
news in haiku
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