dine with haiku television nine

Gracie said she can’t
“have oysters at lunch because
there’s no R in it”

George & Gracie
`
(my brother’s best friend
Elliott Gould’s attorney
until his murder)

“now do you just want
to do it like this with no
feeling on my part”

Bob & Carol Ted & Alice
Dyan Cannon to Elliot Gould
`

“if anyone should
spend a night in teen ranger jail
it should be me”

Bob’s Burgers
`

“i will be writing
an order of protection
after this meeting”

The Good Wife
`
“this is going to
happen and there’s nothing you
can do about it”

General Hospital
`

“and the fact that you’re
unhappy proves that you are
not selfish at all”

The Middle
`

“i know we used to
dance together all the time”
“way to kill moment”

About A Boy
`

“come here kiss me Tim
or whatever your name is”
“there will be nightmares”

The Blacklist
`

be there , haiku tv

“would you like a brazillian
for your landing gear
i like a big bush”

Very Small Business
_
“oh mrs. barone
why are you taking your clothes off
i’m the dentist ”

Everybody Loves Ray
___

“but you are a man
spirit flows through us we’re all
estro geniuses”

Bob’s Burgers

___
“what the bloody ell
are you talking about matthew
need a lie down ”

The Librarians

___
“i want small olives
the little ones make the sandwiches
look bigger ”

George & Gracie
___

“sitting there watching
you coo over my pigeon
it looks delicious”
`
“gorgeous wonderful
that’s very sexy chocolate
it’s good actually”
`
“come come mr. bond
do you get as much pleasure
from killing as i ”
`
“your mussel broth sir”
“imagine that being cooked
in your own juices ”
`
“the pork belly
has made me kind of amorous
yeah it will do that”

The Trip
___

“in life there is no
such thing as a perfect
time for anything”

Castle
___

“one time i played seven
minutes in heaven i
was hit by a bus”

Two Broke Girls
___

haiku tv

why is henry VIII
a tudor for goodness sake
playing a vampire?
`
“don’t wake the sick
unless you forgot to take out
the thermometer”

Everybody Loves Ray
`
“i mean even alice
in wonderland has got
to wake up sometime”

Gidget
`
“think you can handle
another round , you better
eat your spinach”

Tom Selleck /Blue Bloods
`
“the lonliest monk
do you happen to mean
thelonious monk?

Hello Ladies/ name three jazz musicians
`
‘can’t tell me you don’t
do it to elizabeth
the pointy finger”

White Collar
`
” if you have any
desire to be back with him
don’t wait too long”
“longer you stay dark
harder it is to come back”
being live person

Covert Affairs
`
“do we have to get
those pills where they sit in
bathtubs in the field”

Raising Hope
`
“carry a saw in
your pocket, is that what you
said when you met mom”

Bob’s Burgers
`
“the roses are for
my girlfriend the chrysanthemums
are for my wife”

Who said this?
`
“for g-d’s sake a haiku is only 17 syllables & it doesn’t
even have to make sense”
The Millers

not a haiku they
couldn’t even think of one
if it’s so simple?
moi
`

bob’s burgers christmas eve specials 10 or something

it’s beginning to
look a LATKE like christmas
top off your patty
.
baby bel it’s cold outside burger
.
i saw three ships come sailing in with dolphin free tunaburger
.
on christmas day in the morningstar burger
.
hark the herald angel hair pasta sing – a side with your burger
.
frosty snow manburger served outside in the cold
.
happy Holly day Hunter burger
.
home fries for the holidays
.
blue eggplant christmas without ewe meatless vegetarian burger
.
grin ch and bear it barebearburger – just bear & bun
.
one horse open face sleigh slayeddragonburger
.
santa baby put the burger under the cinnamon bun for me
(if paula deen can do it with glazed donuts, i can too)
.
last year i gave you my heart smart burger but the very next day you threw it away

bob’s valentine burger specials IX

how deep (fried) is your love, how deep (fried) is your love
for this bee gee’s burger?

we will we will rock (lobster) you burger.

let’s get a physical, phsical after this greased lightning burger fried in coconut oil.

olivia newton john ny cake & Waterloo buffalo burger.
choice of :have you never been (marsh) mellow for desert or fig newton pie. drinks: please mr. pib please or Something Better To (mountain) Do.

like donny and marie ,she’s a little bit country and he’s a little bit rock n roll :the oliva newton john travoltaburger.

beauty school drop out burger served on Braided challah.

NOAA’s ARKIN burger: named for a pair of arkins : alan and adam.

Northern Exposure: adam and eve
wild alaskan salmon burger.

the wagner powers celery “Hart To artichoke Hart” burger.

the mary tyler perrier mooreburger, braised in perrier water.

bobs burgers special today VIII

everything will be illuminated by your Elijah maple Wood grilled burger:it will give you happy feet,

you will Wander and Lust for a paul rudd icchio balsamic glazed
peccorino burger,

oh the Silver Lining of a 14kt gold flaked Robert this won’t cost you a D eniro burger,

the Last Stand ing rib roast ed schwarzenegger burger,

an andy grif fith of vodka otisslammerburger,

set yourself free with Quentin’s quinoa orange pilaf without the Pulp fictionburger,

think about the modern philosopher’s green tea leprechaun burger,

really could go for the Mother Goose peeking duck burger today, but it isn’t vegetarian.maybe tofutti goldberg from “Overboard” can make it with tofu …

bob’s burgers VII

don’t be afraid to bite this: adam and eve gardenburger,

Eliot “ain’t Ness essarily so” beer burger,

barefoot in the park er house roll sliders,

don’t be Blind Side ed by this sandra bullock Proposal burger,with onion Rings.

Reach er for tom cruise’s Vanilla bean Sky blue cheese burger,

jack ben ihana’s teppanyaki burger,

jimmy mchugh dorothy fields Exactly Like Ewe’s milk cheeseburger,

the harry connick “Bear Necessities” jr burger ,only ketchup added.

bob’s burgers : specals today VI

the barbara strei sandwhich Guilt free Trip burger (it’s fat free).
Rizzoli and 1000 Islesand dressing burger.

the barney and michelle”fife-pfeiffer” burger comes with piedpiper apple pie and smoky cheddar.

the tony soprano gee i’m hungry i just murdered someone Cereal killerburger.

for the kids: “mother goose” no fair Peeking duck burger.

Wonderwoman’s 6 million dollar burger served on wonder bread.

chase this barney rubble “yip rock heresy” jazzburger with a bloody mary on the rocks.

jim cramer’s Lightning ground Round booyahburger.

the epatha merkerson cap’n crunch burger, (because there isn’t a lt. burger and after 16 years she should be a captain).

valentine’s day burger:
hello Bob New Hart s of palm burger,served with new potatoes,instead of fries.

jeanne tripplehorn ,when you have 3 wives “big love” burger.

bob’s burgers:larry david specials V

larry david daily special burger :
your aunt died, but i want to go play golf this Morningstarsausage farm burger,
i have khaki tent pants ,so why not Tentedburger with aluminum foil to seal in the juices ,
don’t drink out of my glass celophane noodle shrimp and whynot porktooburger,

bob’s specials today:
“analyze this” billy crystallized ginger burger (it looks marvelous),
the jimmy falLondon broil burger ( never ever ever served with mayonnaise
he really loves this burger)
bewitched and “Beware” samantha and sammy davis jr “too close for comfort” food double burger,
“the cougar-cogat burger” another delicious pairing of courtney cox and bandleader violinist xavier cugat,
paul simon “you can call me spinach Al fredo burger,
frank sinaTravolta burger will make you sing and dance
the Brittany “Gimme More” Spears of asparagus burger,
the caspar weinberger, you guessed manischewitz wineburger,
Mama Cass t a net over this swordfishburger,
marie barone steak pizzaiola burger with homeade RAGU and Taragon sauce on panfocaccia,
rick SpringonionField served on a field of mixed greens,
and “The Closer” thank-you peppermintpattyburger with reeses pieces on the side

bob’s burgers special today IV

bob’s burgers daily specials IV:
sheldon “bazinga” spaghetti and tiny hot dog burger
the big bang ladesh burger with yogurt lentil sauce
the gluten free grainfed tofu soy free burger
share this :Sony side up and Cher burger
“take five” Brew (bru) Beck beerburger
the myrtle beach boys II men Apocalypse burger
the “fiddler on the roof” of your mouth peanut butter and banana burger and desert apple strudel
cootie williams Ain’t the gravy good on this parmesan crusted steakburger
cee lo Green tea roasted Red peppers and “Crazy” sweet vidalia georgia onion christmasburger
haloween “hungary for a ghoulash burger
Old christine New england clam chowder burger for the adventurous
hershey kiss today goodbye burger
Meyer lemon tree very pretty burger
rise and shine on harvest moon pie burger
smothers brothers 5 cheeses burger
fire up the grill jalepano burger
school’s out for summer squash burger
pumpkin pie r round not square man hippie burger