“and it goes like this”

a day in haiku:
you can “ring my bell”
playing on the market floor
take me by suprise
`
Chocolate Teddy Bear
hula hoop contest winner
say’s that’s his name.
`
“cupid shuffle”

“down down do your dance
we gone show you how it go
walk it by yourself”
`
(he has a tattoo too)
man in pool baseball
cap beer in left hand playing
frisbee with the right.
multitasking and
singing boys round here drinking
that ice cold beer.
`
(Bride at 69)

grandma and grandpa
married ten years to sweetie
second marriages
`
lightning has struck
another one bites the dust
d j packs it up
`
if m&m’s melt
only in your mouth then why
are my fingers blue?

`
Herbalife Greenberg
a friend of cnbc
Herbalife Ali.
you can call me Al
lost two restaurants in the crash
have a friend too.
`
in thirty years
haven’t learned to put signs
on both sides of planes.

Chew Tobacco Spit

Starting to grow on me
the words not the music
so hilarious.

`
don’t understand what
any of this means so i
wrote 2 country songs:

“baby you make me
want to roll my windows down
and cru uu uise”?

” talking to a red solo cup”? (aren’t you drunk )?

“chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco spit”?

“no shoes no shirt no problem”? (usually a problem)?
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so i wrote these songs,(they’re at least haiku),like wierd al yankovic:
I

All i need is a man
who hates country music
as much as i do.

Likes blue solo cups
doesn’t spit tobacco or
tangle grandma’s yarn.

Just leaves cruise controls
to the pilots when we
get our shine on.

He’s sweeter than
Dixie Crystal sugar and tanner
than Sue Bee honey.

He’s my sweet potato
casserole with marshmallows
and brown sugar.

No shoes no shirt
no pants full service
no tattoo big problem.

II can slso be sung to dave brubeck’s take 5:

if only you didn’t
have a cross on your back
cause i’m jewish.

it’s my cross to bear
we can’t be buried together
it’s unlawful.

YOU CAN”T be buried
in a jewish cemetary
with a tattoo. chorus

why hasn’t anyone
written a song about this
in my lifetime.

it would have saved you
a lot of terrible pain
and more pain today.

You Can’t be buried
in a jewish cemetery
with a tattoo. chorus

that’s why i don’t
have one and i never will
wouldn’t if i could.

Larry David show
they had to move his mother
cemetery plot.

You Can’t be buried
in a jewish cemetery
with a tattoo…
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(note in haiku):
( while i find larry david
the most hilarious
jew that i know.

next to mr. mishuginah
don’t enjoy the
self loathing jew bits.

mr. narcissist wants
to bribe someone changing
5000 year laws.

that is like asking
the pope to change good friday
to a thursday).

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