haiku tv V like chanel

“why must you fight with
your model if you have to fight
fight with your wife”

Gracie Allen

“i’ve had three kids you know
these were not just for show
these were working breats”

Debra / Everybody Loves Ray
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“we’re taking the hit
but blaming me i thought we
had each other’s back”

Benson on Law & Order SVU
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“i’d like a bottle
of your eight dollarest please”
your finest wine sir

Brooklyn 99
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“oh doctor hartley
doris under sedation
is christmas enough”

Mr. Peterson on Bob Newhart
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“i like the way you
laugh at that likes it not a
possibility”

The Trip
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” she’s been going on
about that thing like it’s king
tut’s golden undies”

Frank Barone on Everybody Loves Ray
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“which one is starsky
well obviously the one
on the driver’s side”

Raising Hope
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“he used to walk
on his tiptoes so he wouldn’t
wake himself up”

(sleepwalking) Gracie Allen
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“look how cute you look
in your little pajamas
got a back trap door”

Everybody Loves Ray
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