Pregnant OCD Dolphin

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my pregnant ocd dolphin
gambles on love
all the wrong places

keep your baby in
don’t gamble state lottery
break a dolphin’s heart

seriously
who pays for stupid commercials
south carolina

you can’t even watch
a half hour comedy
all four commercials

heartbreaking also
leaving those out we’re trying
to watch comedy

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first someone tells you not to feed the dolphin. if i was a dolphin, i would say how dare you sir. how dare you take food from my mouth & my baby.

then, some lady, with a hairdo from 1950, who still lives there, says you shouldn’t play the lottery it’s addictive.
you’re kidding lady? i think we have known that since 1900.
if they are addicted, they aren’t going to be watching you: they are out gambling. and if they are, they need help from a therapist, a psychiatrist, not you. your suggestion will not help. why don’t you spend your money on homeless , feeding poor and taking care of animals.

stupid sociopath mingling ,meddling match company. how dare you say you speak for g-d. prey on dumb people, with your narcissistic advertising dribble. all other match companies are bad. only use us.g-d wants you to only give us your money, because he only tells us who your match should be. WOW.
you know what g-d stopped talking to people 5000 years ago. if you think g-d is talking to you. you need to go directly to a psychiatrist. my blood boils when i hear your ,what should be criminal brainwashing. why are you allowed on tv!
i feel like 99% of the large companies with shareholders are sociopaths, even if they aren’t human.
the humans that run them, often aren’t human: tobacco, cars that kill you, dog food that’s poison …

as for the last commercial ; how many people could you possibly be referring to, 1 % , when you say: “don’t push your delivery date up” . someone do the math. if you know it’s bad, don’t you think the obgyn knows this. i mean i’m just guessing, but a dr. would have to come up with this information, in order for you to know, so why do we need a middleman? don’t you think her dr. can tell her?
of this 1% , how many people don’t have a dr. did you pay money to tell 1/2 of a person, who might be at home watching tv?
should i go back in time, & tell my mother-in-law no. do not let your dr. induce labor so he can go on vacation. i laughed when she told me.

(there was no other dr. the population of this small s.c. town was 500 when i was 18 & this early labor happened ,before i was born).

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Sailing Takes You To Where You’re Going

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flying friendly skies
dangerous territory
they’re not too friendly

make friends with sailors
sail boat train even stay home
til we’re United

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” and if the wind is right
you can sail away
and find serenity ”

christopher cross

“sailing”

No Jellyfish Dancing Rain

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tattoo down your spine
every vertebrae is green
quite an adjustment

if you want pain
just go to the chiropractor
masochistic spine

” remember the entertainment
you got last night ”
taps me on shoulder

remember too well
not haiku entertainment
dancing rain

looks like a lobster
are my sunglasses red tint
well done on both sides

go inside mr.
pool will not stop sun’s rays
not even three bells

elephant flotation device
pretzels in your fingers
flapping arms

boy can’t quit singing
all fall down to his sister
he’s four and she’s five

someone killed ten thousand bees
will life end as we know it
down the road

expects more to die
obviously his HOA
lawsuit against

italian ice
” twenty dollars in my pocket ”
blue tongue finally

missy asked me
if i was writing poetry
she would love a book

not a bad idea
tourists from everywhere
ten copies every week

i jump off the tram
” woah where are you going ”
to live with my ducklings

point at cigarette
always chose flight over switch
she said oh i’ll walk

she would rather walk
than put out cigarette
lightning all around

that’s a good reason
to sue RJR right there
addictive con men

know it’s illegal
smoking on transportation
was better to run

just as bad as her
rather get hit by lightning
poor oxygen- less soul

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(sixth poem in three days
about horrors of smoking
ruin your lungs and life

living in paradise
horror of tobacco
fight you til you die)

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Turnaround And You’re Jim Cramer

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“oh not so it really is
turnaround tuesday
pretty impressive”

“there was not a memo
for a bake off with nardella
get memo”

“The bears are in a
cave in a den and it’s
claustrophobic right now”

“it’s like we don’t want
tuna with good taste we want
tuna that tastes good”
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Josh on CNBC

“market behaving
perfectly rationally
sector by sector”

“Turn Around” Lyrics

“where are you going
my little one turn around
and you’re a young man”

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don’t believe the hype

people would rather
believe lies than honesty
pyramid schemes

Sociopaths run the world
and they always will
unless we stop them

looking for targets
tv was part of his name
dog in airline seat

saying don’t watch tv
one thousand people like
i say watch tv

he followed me
no reason to follow me
not liking anything

really the first clue
why would you go to tv
follow everyone

my name is errin
spelling that means i watch tv
you silly bloak

shall i change my name
motivate me to give you
money and power

i will give you pech
another joke of father
yiddish for nothing

i could be wrong
motivation money success
but i don’t think so

have you ever heard
any good coming from the word
motivation

hitler david koresh
waco mark sanford
governor of S C

president bush caused
everyone i knew to lose
half of their money

including myself
i was there and i watched
losing a lot more

listening lobbyist
attorneys writing speeches
in jacuzzi

know nothing politics
watching guy on tv
like sociopath

before elected
i turned out to be correct
seldom occurring

he didn’t lose sleep
beheading of daniel pearl
anything after

slouching on podium
we don’t negotiate
relaxed cucumber

i’m still horrified
pain and fear of blades closing in
heartless leader

the word beheading
gives me chills and hurts my heart
obsessive nightmare

you didn’t even try
to save that poor man
much less rest of country

jim cramer ticker tape toppings

“if everyone holds hands
Gilead does it because
Kumbaya stock”

“Tesla CEO
he wants world domination
I want you to die”

“was once offered
a job at a major teaching
university”

“If You Can Believe That”
betting it was Harvard
where you went to school

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Tyler Mathisen

“should you sell your house
your adolescent children
we’ll answer all that”

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very hard listening
they are throwing haiku
catching left and right

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i followed you

hi i’m a narcissist
don’t like anything you wrote
just come read me

i never intend
to like or to even read
anything you write

(some may have other
reasons they may not know the way
to read your blog)

follow me a year
read everything i write
i never learned manners

it’s too bad no one
who i am talking about
will ever read this

i actually get
very angry and i say
go jump in the lake

when they follow me
i say go jump in the lake
almost every day

sometimes i just think
oh great another pyramid
sociopath

they are just so sweet
dying to make you money
their mission in life

when in fact they are
scheming to take your money
so they can be rich

“make money blogging”
run away when you see this
“empower”, “simple”

they wear sunglasses
sometimes husband and wife pic
woman and baby

just an avatar
nothing to the right of pic
together good clues

jim cramer opening 3 days to beach house haiku

“you’ve turned into
sylvia plath this morning
what happened to you”

“agressive shopping
do you own a beach house
remarkable question”

yes remarkable
jim has a magic mirror
should i live that long

“switching back to soy
what do you use baby milk
almond is too sweet”

“they’ve done a lot of
thermonuclear testing
no longer milk based”

velveeta ?

talk about window
“windows is out the window
about agnostics”

“is it real the deal
they are talking about
that it’s seven percent”

“i think that CEO
has gone that’s what people
are talking about”

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should you awaken
humorous morning haiku
eye opening bell

conscious jim cramer streaming

“mechanical rabbit
i once went to a dog track
dogs going nuts”

war

“what is it good for
many restaurant companies
what is not to like”

public “doing well
cost of food is going down
preserve their value”

“go buy a cezanne
get one at martin lawrence”
mentions whole foods

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“heinz when you do good
hunts on a bad week
grape juice mixed with water

things are very bad tang
hellman’s when it’s good”
we always had duke’s

seventeen bottles
of heinz in the cabinet
ninety nine cent sale

perhaps funnier
seventeen bottles for three
heinz or nothing please

what kind of restaurant
does not serve heinz apparently
mcdonalds?

i’m heading to pittsburgh
because their mcdonalds
presents you with heinz

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the first four from may
haiku attorney cramer
no action old tips

out of order too
that’s what i had to do
make this a fun haiku

royal caribbean honeymoon

eight and a half years
you know who murdered george smith
greg and zachary

7/5/05 during his honeymoon ,george smith was murdered.
royal caribbean sent their talking head ,defense attorneys to cnn every night to try to cover their sails. they paid off the bride, when the parents and sister just wanted information.

not until how many years later does RC decide to hand the tape over ,of greg and zachary rozenberg, after another settlement .one of the two “are flashing gang signs in the context of george’s death” , according to cnn’s interview.

we all knew who was guilty from the beginning, the people who lied about their alibi.did they not say they ordered room service and you knew they did not ?

in 2012 everyone says we’re close to an arrest. really? i can’t find where anyone is arrested? and why tell them, so they can leave the country? how many crimes do you think these two have committed, the last 8.5 years, RC when you had the tape the entire time, washed blood away. apparently they are still running around.
in 2007 , 1 in 1 million people went overboard every year on cruise ships. trying to find out how many today , i find someone saying more go unreported and that cruise ships are admitting to only 1 in 1.6 million. at least 12 people.there’s no justice.

if you want to see how many people become ill from norovirus , on these ships,almost every month is listed for years on every cruise line, still today, at the CDC & only when it’s greater than 2% of passengers or crew. the last time i looked was 2007 for court tv, until now : holland, norwegian, celebrity,princess,oceana & RC.

Just RC:
11/21 – 31 2014
2/280 3/8 2013
8/24-31 2012
1/3 -8 2011
2/25 – 3/5 2010

play russian roulette. no wait that’s greg and zachary.pick a month. i wonder how many elderly have died from salmonella or food poisoning on your ships.

i just wonder truly, if 4 in 100 people are sociopaths. how many in businesses like this one? 93% ? 98% ?
why are they allowed to do this? make people sick? cover up murders? destroy people’s lives?
i see this every day.everything is fair in war & business.

when people are taught to do this in business, do they just go home & act sweet & loving to their family Madoff?

your favorite phrase
cooperated fully
in what universe ?