1. writing on the sidewalk in chalk is punishable by jail, (timothy osmar june 8th and 10th 2012) but not many other things…
2.if you are a woman ,skydiving on sunday is illegal.
3.the pizza mafia is no farther than a step away from your hotel room door, almost every day.
4.you have to try to always think/ stay one step ahead of sociopaths.if you find a missing child ,call police, don’t take him to the address he gives you (7/26/12).
5. many family vacations were ruined by murder and one electrocution.
6.most of the missing wives and people on HLN are from this area
because that’s where it happens.
7.how to speak russian
8.if you feed an alligator and he takes your hand ,you will go to jail,( wally weatherholt 7/30/12) but people who murder are running around.
9.people like casey anthony are allowed to adopt dogs, but not people like ellie mae clampett if they are not local.
10.people are thrown out of hotel lobbies if they are not a guest,are at starbucks, or they appear not to have money, but they can’t get rid of the pizza flyer criminals.