Turnaround And You’re Jim Cramer

~
“oh not so it really is
turnaround tuesday
pretty impressive”

“there was not a memo
for a bake off with nardella
get memo”

“The bears are in a
cave in a den and it’s
claustrophobic right now”

“it’s like we don’t want
tuna with good taste we want
tuna that tastes good”

Josh on CNBC

“market behaving
perfectly rationally
sector by sector”

“Turn Around” Lyrics

“where are you going
my little one turn around
and you’re a young man”

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jim cramer ticker tape toppings

“if everyone holds hands
Gilead does it because
Kumbaya stock”

“Tesla CEO
he wants world domination
I want you to die”

“was once offered
a job at a major teaching
university”

“If You Can Believe That”
betting it was Harvard
where you went to school

Tyler Mathisen

“should you sell your house
your adolescent children
we’ll answer all that”

very hard listening
they are throwing haiku
catching left and right

conscious jim cramer streaming

“mechanical rabbit
i once went to a dog track
dogs going nuts”

war

“what is it good for
many restaurant companies
what is not to like”

public “doing well
cost of food is going down
preserve their value”

“go buy a cezanne
get one at martin lawrence”
mentions whole foods

.

“heinz when you do good
hunts on a bad week
grape juice mixed with water

things are very bad tang
hellman’s when it’s good”
we always had duke’s

seventeen bottles
of heinz in the cabinet
ninety nine cent sale

perhaps funnier
seventeen bottles for three
heinz or nothing please

what kind of restaurant
does not serve heinz apparently
mcdonalds?

i’m heading to pittsburgh
because their mcdonalds
presents you with heinz

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the first four from may
haiku attorney cramer
no action old tips

out of order too
that’s what i had to do
make this a fun haiku

“and it goes like this”

a day in haiku:
you can “ring my bell”
playing on the market floor
take me by suprise
`
Chocolate Teddy Bear
hula hoop contest winner
say’s that’s his name.
`
“cupid shuffle”

“down down do your dance
we gone show you how it go
walk it by yourself”
`
(he has a tattoo too)
man in pool baseball
cap beer in left hand playing
frisbee with the right.
multitasking and
singing boys round here drinking
that ice cold beer.
`
(Bride at 69)

grandma and grandpa
married ten years to sweetie
second marriages
`
lightning has struck
another one bites the dust
d j packs it up
`
if m&m’s melt
only in your mouth then why
are my fingers blue?

`
Herbalife Greenberg
a friend of cnbc
Herbalife Ali.
you can call me Al
lost two restaurants in the crash
have a friend too.
`
in thirty years
haven’t learned to put signs
on both sides of planes.