haiku tv four or 3184 or something

“don’t condemn a
whole group of people for the
actions of a few”

Archie Bunker said this

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“get Psychology Today
tomorrow, get Tomorrow’s
Health today”

Bob Newhart
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“Herb she’s married her
legs are no longer under
your jurisdiction”

The Mothers-In-Law
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“you are a scorpion
and every word out of
your mouth is a lie”

Covert Affairs
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“now i’ve never heard
of a reverting dog who
didn’t stay that way”

Columbo
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“believe me no one
wanted to give you a baby
more than i did”

General Hospital
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“i haven’t said
anything in two days and
nobody even cared”

D J on Roseanne
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“he can hate brussel
sprouts, he can hate white people
he can’t hate football”

King of Queens
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“you have two hours
to collect your belongings
and leave the country”

“this isn’t a test
case Rick it’s how we do business
it’s what we do”

The Assets
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“do you need a math
tutor because the department
will provide one”

“shot in line duty
ouch you ran over my foot
incredible pain”

Brooklyn Nine Nine
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“i have no idea
what either of you are doing
but let’s shut up”

Uncle Junior (sopranos) as judge on Good Wife
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“bring five dollars for
gas and change your shoes you may
have to push the car”

Axl to Sue on The Middle
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haiku tv

why is henry VIII
a tudor for goodness sake
playing a vampire?
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“don’t wake the sick
unless you forgot to take out
the thermometer”

Everybody Loves Ray
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“i mean even alice
in wonderland has got
to wake up sometime”

Gidget
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“think you can handle
another round , you better
eat your spinach”

Tom Selleck /Blue Bloods
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“the lonliest monk
do you happen to mean
thelonious monk?

Hello Ladies/ name three jazz musicians
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‘can’t tell me you don’t
do it to elizabeth
the pointy finger”

White Collar
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” if you have any
desire to be back with him
don’t wait too long”
“longer you stay dark
harder it is to come back”
being live person

Covert Affairs
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“do we have to get
those pills where they sit in
bathtubs in the field”

Raising Hope
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“carry a saw in
your pocket, is that what you
said when you met mom”

Bob’s Burgers
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“the roses are for
my girlfriend the chrysanthemums
are for my wife”

Who said this?
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“for g-d’s sake a haiku is only 17 syllables & it doesn’t
even have to make sense”
The Millers

not a haiku they
couldn’t even think of one
if it’s so simple?
moi
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duck duck duck seagull

pierre stands behind
to the right favorite spot
two inches behind

how do you know him
because all ducks look alike
he will push your knee

game that children play
taking bread from my fingers
every other duck

saltwater swimming
paddling their feet while eating
suddenly seagulls

crash landing flapping
scare everyone taking bread
away darling ducks

motionless afraid
ducks pretend they are statues
looking for hitchcock

i am so afraid
of him even though i’ve never
seen his movies

i imagine this
ducks are imagining too
unfriendly seagulls

no they aren’t imagining
ducks experiencing
seagulls pecking


john writes friends at work
december i’m at the beach
seventy seven

of course jealousy
then everyone grows colder
i explain the wind

13 m.p.h.
ten day forecast is shocking
checks out on their phones

have i turned into
weather channel ask bitter ben
he will tell you

why do we yell fore
golf course hit on the noggin
look ahead beware