Muse & don’t try this at home

 

since they rhyme
can place on same page
i’m doing it.
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Boardwalk Empire review in haiku:
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“you can’t go around
stealing from people”
blasted sociopaths.<- me

(some mob boss
said this to college student
who offered to pay).

what the bleep
do you do every day
of your life idiot. <- me

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last week :

“voting democrat
hazardous to your health”
when i hit you. <- me talking not me hitting
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