your fix ,haiku tv six best picks

you should never go
on vacation because something
bad will happen

Die Hard(s) (me)
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“they were out of
sixteen milimeter so i
got you two eights”

Gracie Allen film for son
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“i can’t be impossible”
“i exist” “you mean
i’m improbable”

Sheldon on Big Bang Theory
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“‘Fishy Bass Film’ sea
it now on a Scale of one
to ten it’s a ten”

Dr. Katz
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“no no you’re not
bothering us we’re just making
out bills and crying”

Bob Newhart to his reverend ,may be rerun
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“you know it’s still
our anniversary i was
hoping you’d say that”

White Collar

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“tell me that you don’t
spend more money on raymond’s
christmas gifts than mine”

Robert Barone

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“parents don’t fight much
in front of me and wally”
“read a book it’s bad”

Beaver Cleaver
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“don’t worry bout me
pretty fly for a white guy
i drive a golf cart”

Larry Bird The Neighbors
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“white boy steal the blues
just wake up in the morning
in the British Isles

down in Dixieland
since the white boy stole the blues
heard the latest”

Mose Allison “Middle Class White Boy”

Bloom in ` limerick ` bloomin haiku

There once was a lovely woman named Bloom

Entomology lover please assume

She’s afraid of all cats

Not Katz saying ” thats thats ”

And at forty she did marry her groom
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this could not be any
truer if my name was
truey truerstein.

dr. jonathan katz – a cartoon therapist who was once part of a duo – “koppelman & katz & that’s thats ”

mrs. bloom studied entomology in n.y., then came to s.c. , marrying, one of my parent’s dearest friends, an attorney, when she was forty..she’s Terrified of cats…not bugs ,just cats,not Katz ,just cats…also kittens.

animal rights & sexual harassment

“when a horse says nay
that’s exactly what he means”
sexually harass.

Dr. Katz
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“bob newhart’s fear of
humidity workshop “they
had to sweat it out”
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” i would take a bullet
for you and bring it wherever
you would like”

Dr Katz to son Ben
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“my check paid for that
maybe you paid for the bottom
left hand portion”

Larry David / breast implants
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“well i don’t have to
tell you there was no malted
under the boardwalk”

Edith Bunker
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“mr. carlin i
don’t know if you noticed but
the ceiling caved in”

Bob Newhart
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so did mine bob
watching you to forget raining
through roof onto floor
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“you’re saying there’s a
tyrannosaurus rex lost
in N Y City”

White Collar
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“if i’ve learned anything
from paula deen at all
it’s keep my mouth shut”

Raising Hope
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“she’s incredibly
famous for having orgasms
during sermons”

Rev
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