stream of mullet no Isles

“””

fly like a mullet
jumping for saltwater joy
pulsating oceans

feeling like a dog
hanging his puppy head
outside the car window

knows how to have fun
no better feeling in the world
blowing here now

she told her boyfriend
because of her fortune cookie
she had to leave

he kissed her forehead
told her he understood
she had to start over

i don’t understand
Soprano psychiatrist
what a fruitcake

literally
i get stupid fortune cookies
almost every day

i guess that’s tv
cause of no one’s
ability for happiness

marriage made
in confederacy
she lives in NY he lives here

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rizzoli and isles

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Lovely Summer Day I

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“just one look at you
and the world’s alright with me”
it’s a lovely day

even though it’s pizza friday
in bitter ben’s world
thursday in ours

three months of pizza
and i’ve only had it once
in my birthday suit

” today i don’t feel
like doing anything
just want to lay in bed ”

banana boat flies
on a waveless ocean
like a waveless mattress

from now on i declare
it will rain four hours
before they say so

have just arrived
very dark but it’s not supposed
to rain until six

DJ always stands
how he gets his exercise
on taco friday

limbo contest
he’ll be out there in fifteen
although no one else here

this new
three kites floating parallel
to each other and one falls down

trying to fly
on top of each other
i knew call the CIA

hopping on pine needles
more and more tiny birds beat
“hey soul sister”

wind glorious wind
i love you more than ice cream
blow out the candle

” they’ve got the beat
they’ve got the beat they’ve got the beat
yeah they got the beat ”

no one played this
just popped into my head
some type of haiku music

“because i’m happy”
don’t bring me down condo
the fourth time is the charm

i know , i JUST moved
three times since i’ve had this site
tennis villa hails

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pelicans prefer pecan pie

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pairing pelicans
flying high to their love nest
glide over palm trees

kite flies above birds
” we’re gonna last forever ”
” best days of our life ”

want to jump the fence
see how the other half lives
he’ll bring back pictures

taste better nibbles
cabanas like Burn Notice
musical daylight

giant chess pieces
middle of saltwater pool
as tall as i am

on the oceanfront
six thousand dollars a week
princes send camels

south bound wagon wheels
things that you can do without
” any way you feel ”

let me count the ways
we don’t like country music
don’t ” rock me mamma ”

billy jean rocks you
” forty days and forty nights ”
M J white glove test

” stop and eat your hamburger
that’s what’s the matter with you
you’re hungry ”

as the rain pours down
in seventeen syllables
grandmother speaking

” Jake eat the burger
and then we will go dive in ”
silly little prune

the pool is like glass
they made a break for it
i have an umbrella

only passenger
gentleman dries red golf cart
your carriage awaits

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is it morning yet

but how do you know
when you don’t get enough sleep
no one asked did they

1 wake up to find that
the water you boiled last night
still warm on the stove

2 fall asleep at four am
but when you wake up
it’s still dark outside

3 the same movie you
were watching when you fell asleep
isn’t over

4 you are watching
george and gracie from three a m
until four a m

5 you eat celery
because calcium is supposed
to help you sleep

6. valerian root
didn’t help in eighties
nor tranquilizer now

why would celery?
jack lalanne said that it did
came with my juicer

five wasted hours
thirty five hours each week
do not do the math

fruitful multiplying haiku

buy brie december
expiration may thirteen
how does cheese know this
`
he can’t eat butter
i can’t have margarine
his turtle likes chiffon
`
never spending day
with wine spending four thousand
sandy chihuahua
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why is this called
a preview when you can see
the entire post

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those fruitcake grocers
don’t sell duke’s mayonnaise although
they do sell fruitcakes
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baseball nemesis
taking boyfriend to china
leave gehrig behind
`
raindrops kept falling
on my head too every time
i went in the hall

keep having to change
tense from past to present
aggravating haiku
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her husband’s an ass
father changed him into one
samantha stevens
`

if you go missing
after one hundred years
do they close your case file
`

grapes go forth at once
multiplying into wine
turning toes purple
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conscious jim cramer streaming

“mechanical rabbit
i once went to a dog track
dogs going nuts”

war

“what is it good for
many restaurant companies
what is not to like”

public “doing well
cost of food is going down
preserve their value”

“go buy a cezanne
get one at martin lawrence”
mentions whole foods

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“heinz when you do good
hunts on a bad week
grape juice mixed with water

things are very bad tang
hellman’s when it’s good”
we always had duke’s

seventeen bottles
of heinz in the cabinet
ninety nine cent sale

perhaps funnier
seventeen bottles for three
heinz or nothing please

what kind of restaurant
does not serve heinz apparently
mcdonalds?

i’m heading to pittsburgh
because their mcdonalds
presents you with heinz

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the first four from may
haiku attorney cramer
no action old tips

out of order too
that’s what i had to do
make this a fun haiku

Pierre, card shark at sea

come out from behind
your dough is all there Pierre
you don’t have to count

stop shadowing me
you just bring the cards tonight
willing to bring dough

crab pastry puffs
croissant baguette and bagel
everything you like

pumpernickel’s best
you don’t have to count the carbs
you just count the cards