baking dozen thirteen

“when you’re fourteen
the world is a very confusing
and sexy place”

Ray Barone to his mother
`

“i’m a bad father
like ernest hemingway or
some other writer”

Peter Griffin / Family Guy
`

“george always says that
one woman like me is enough
for any man”

Gracie
`

“just so the ice cream
doesn’t go to waste i think
you better eat it”

Ward Cleaver to Beaver
`

“you’re all a bunch of
pigs i smell bacon this whole
place reeks of bacon”

“and guess what I’m
going kosher cause jerkey don’t
dig on swine wo oo”

Brooklyn 9-9
`

“if i’m gonna be
a donor i’d rather give
it to the red cross”

mosquitoes / Petticoat Junction
`

“when i go to heaven
will i be anatomically
correct”

Raising Hope
`

“you need to take a
step closer to the world
we are living in ”

About A Boy
`

“I’ve looked into the
eyes of traitors before casey
you’re no traitor”

Person Of Interest
`

“look my contempt is
not with the U S it’s always
been with Russia”

The Blacklist
`

“soon you’ll grow into
your grandfather’s shoes
you can be dangerous too”

Maude
`

“if you’re ever in
Japan look me up we’ll take
a bath together”
`

Bob Newhart

With Twelve You Get Gracie

“there are two things that
make a marriage successful
man and a woman”

Gracie
`

“i never make up
my mind to go anywhere
until i am there”

Gracie
`

“she came as a witch
on a broomstick and she tried
to ride side saddle”

Gracie
`
“the recipe said
to separate two eggs
those were her very words”

Mrs. Sommers to her psychiatrist about Gracie

so gracie asked blanch
to take one egg to her house
she kept the other
`

mrs. sommers
cracking up because of all
the things that gracie says

he did not believe
gracie was a real person
not a sharp crayon

“trained observer
i can’t imagine anyone
more normal than you”

Psychiatrist to Gracie
`

not late haiku television 8

“three rocks two fingers
and a splash of water Frank
had this every night”

commercial / Frank Sinatra
`

“he didn’t need lipstick
on his face for proof
he knew he’d been kissed”

Gracie Allen
`

” a very important meeting
how to destroy
our competitors”

The Good Wife
`

“oh Chichi I’ll do
anything if it means you’re
mentally balanced”

Marie Barone
`

“WE oh no you had
your chance to be we for like
a year and a half”

Leonard / Big Bang Theory
`

“your smoke alarm’s
going to start beeping at two
forty one a m ”

Person Of Interest
`

” I think it would be
better if we just let things
happen naturally”

The Middle

“I don’t know but could
you need it right now just to
get me through the day”

Ray Barone / Everybody Loves Ray
`

“look my heart breaks
for you and your family
and what you have gone through”

“it’s a little bit
early in our investigation
to know that”

Blue Bloods
`
“whatever you just
did for him you won’t ever
have to do again”

Law And Order SVU