Want to send a gift
please no more than nine hundred
ninety nine thousand.
the rest was a haiku but not so funny in haiku
“Because that’s how many years it will last”
fed x documents
divorce of the century
found against door
only part i understood of lawyer speak : if anyone gives me a million dollars ,decree is ended forever.i didn’t graduate fourth in my class from harvard law,like one of my attorneys, but i have enough sense to know the other side believes this. i guess they can’t do math.
i just want to say,you better hope no one gives me a million dollars, because the first thing i will do is hire forensic accountants to find the millions, that you only have, because of my fathers kindness trust and love …..
you just better thank your lucky sociopath stars you only have to work one half hour a month, to earn that.
totally forgot ;
Tried to explain
to gentleman from Tennessee
getting a GET.
when he informed me i was still married to my x husband. he said jewish people cannot get divorced.and he wasn’t even drinking moonshine at the time.
But Please : i do not want to win the lottery
please don’t allow anyone to leave me anything in their will
i would just love some peace and quiet, but no one has even given me that, for one day ,in my life, since i was little, so why would anyone give me a million.LOL
and if you have to send a gift, please be sure ,you only send 999,999.00.