conscious jim cramer streaming

“mechanical rabbit
i once went to a dog track
dogs going nuts”

war

“what is it good for
many restaurant companies
what is not to like”

public “doing well
cost of food is going down
preserve their value”

“go buy a cezanne
get one at martin lawrence”
mentions whole foods

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“heinz when you do good
hunts on a bad week
grape juice mixed with water

things are very bad tang
hellman’s when it’s good”
we always had duke’s

seventeen bottles
of heinz in the cabinet
ninety nine cent sale

perhaps funnier
seventeen bottles for three
heinz or nothing please

what kind of restaurant
does not serve heinz apparently
mcdonalds?

i’m heading to pittsburgh
because their mcdonalds
presents you with heinz

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the first four from may
haiku attorney cramer
no action old tips

out of order too
that’s what i had to do
make this a fun haiku

Standing In A Sea You Cannot See

wanting french fries
the way G-d intended them with
salt and heinz ketchup

dolphin pairs undulate
unbroken no footprints
calm wind no more blows

who’s idea was this
going back to glasses of
the 1950’s

arm deer with rifles
giving them a fighting chance
9 mm uzi
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Pooling Pool Thoughts
replaced by Enchanting Fog
prepossessing charm
`
fog twenty five feet
larry david heaven scenes
honoring life birds

actually never
forgetting beautiful fog
exactly heaven

picturing movies
wanting to stand here always
april attraction

magic fog surrounds
cannot see ten feet away
capturing beauty

no one else in world
completely calm alone as
if G-d is with you

knowing the only
reason you feel this way is
because of tv

nothing like highway
only fear is you cannot
see where the sea is.

slowly reaching you
cannot even see past first
wave on your toes

totally surrounded
delightful fogginess
eventually

magically lifting
two other signs of life
appearing in distance

sigh of relief
not one with the sea he might just
run ashore get ya

and no one would know
when no one else is looking
parting in two halves