“mechanical rabbit
i once went to a dog track
dogs going nuts”
war
“what is it good for
many restaurant companies
what is not to like”
public “doing well
cost of food is going down
preserve their value”
“go buy a cezanne
get one at martin lawrence”
mentions whole foods
.
“heinz when you do good
hunts on a bad week
grape juice mixed with water
things are very bad tang
hellman’s when it’s good”
we always had duke’s
seventeen bottles
of heinz in the cabinet
ninety nine cent sale
perhaps funnier
seventeen bottles for three
heinz or nothing please
what kind of restaurant
does not serve heinz apparently
mcdonalds?
i’m heading to pittsburgh
because their mcdonalds
presents you with heinz
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the first four from may
haiku attorney cramer
no action old tips
out of order too
that’s what i had to do
make this a fun haiku
