II conscious pairings


show me a handsome man
and i’ll show you a woman
who loves him.

“show me a beautiful
woman i’ll show you a
man” who is tired.

six tiny birds
land on railing next to me
precise second

must remember me
yesterday fed rice krispie
cerael treats.

“what the heck was that
was windows xp skype
but how can it be

because you are here
yours doesn’t do that
helicopter taking off”.


what to buy the man
who has everything
a piece of the berlin wall.

sherman hemsley socks
but then HSN asks you
talk to sherman.

summer is here to stay !

i’m refusing
to say goodbye to summer
you can’t make me.
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stream of consciousness
many have said this
had to look it up
.
how can i be doing
something if i don’t
know what it is.
.
i’m just a person
stumbling upon haiku month
february.

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trying to fit
as many on page as
humanly possible.
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like this:

if i had my say
which apparently i do
won’t say bye!

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shark head in surf
appears as though he doesn’t
need bottom half.

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men always asking
me to get in the pool
get a commission?

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favorite kind of a man
one who says see you
tree o’ clock .

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everyone tells
me schedule can’t even
remember own.

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if someone is
a leader you better take
a hard look.

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ants hate this
vinegar in tea cup
crawling on rim.

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why would anyone
want to eat a vinegar
potato chip?

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you can’t strangle
a man with a large neck
not that i want to

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tapping his head
why is he doing that
maybe a V8?

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sneaking out
it’s the fastest way the softest
way and coolest way.

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if your name
ends in vowel then can
i call you gumba ? (friend)

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helicopters three
hovering above do not
“beam me up”.