“Housekeeping Housekeeping”

am i in an episode
of family guy
ding dong house keeping.

“you need towels
no thank-you i live here
you need towels”?

family guy “house keeping”

“i get involved
come back later please
i stay and watch”.

“i don’t think so
i come in anyway
house keeping okay”.

aggravating hotel tales

you stand at the front desk ten minutes. there is no sign of life. uncle joe must be sleeping. some guest comes up and bangs the bell .well you should have known, she was just sitting there behind the corner,because that what she does.this man thinks it’s alright to get in front of you and she knew very well you were standing there  rattling faxes, that needed to be sent. she goes right to the man , when you were first .she has done it before. she never apologizes. everyone else stands at the desk and asks guests how they are ….do they need anything… how’s your day. whenever i go down there and no one is there ,it’s always her, so i normally just turn around and go back upstairs, but it was a fax emergency. she did the same exact thing in january. someone walked in and banged the bell…i rang it 15 minutes before and nothing happened…20 minutes and she slowly comes out of the closet and goes to that person, again she knew i was first, because i had just given her a fax 20 minutes earlier and she just left and never came back…well that guest was polite and told her, she has been here a long time. never does she apologize. tomorrow, we are going to have a little talk.

last week , i had 2 faxes and i said i have two faxes.she sent one and asked me if i was waiting for the confirmation.no, i was waiting for the moon to change. everyone else smiles and says your confirmation will be right out.. sometimes if you have 4 pages. the machine will say it sent only 2 pages. they stick together and have to be hand fed.then your attorney is annoyed, she only received two pages. i give her one page faxes and she turns into dr jekly. so, i hand her the next fax and she says ” Another onE”.if the manager heard her he would gasp.

three weeks ago, i ran out of the room ,down there , because my throat started burning.the manager promised to tell the maids no bleach in whatever language they each speak. this is the second time,i had an asthma attack and burning throat all  day and night…she was new and i believed he would do, what he said, and she asked me in english and i pointed and told her twice…she said are you sick.. i said allergies… then my throat started burning and i realized , no, no..please stop….she said ” it’s just a little bit”…bleach everywhere…i run downstairs and guess who is at the front desk.. well you could die before she helps you…..the manager in the other room, could hear me trying to breathe…please make her stop.. he sent someone who spoke her language , but it was too late 10 minutes earlier.

six months ago, the same thing happened and i had many  nice conversations with that maid. they still laugh at me and say she didn’t speak english, but she did speak english with me. i am sure she was speaking english and i know i was, also…