Jesus didn’t have a pillow commercial

wikipedia
7000 BCE
pillows invention

man on tv states
why you should join their church
he had no pillow

fibromyalgia
my first painful thought
then is he mishuginah

(not about pillow
but what he’s talking about
why go to his church)

(not the church next door
or the one across the street
two miles down the road)

how could people sleep
watch someone come ask me why
i said BCE

egyptians had pillows
3500 BCE
years before

ask dot com says so
this would be funny if it
wasn’t haiku month

i have twelve pillows
and i’m still not comfortable
missing my feathered

if he is correct
good reason to join his church
i have no answer

thankful wasn’t there
no car wrecks or toxic mold
still i’d shoot myself

betting no guns yet
no AC,computer,bath
tv plane music…………

saturday jellyfish shuffle

push him to the left
when ocean covers his head
he floats back to sand
`
under the boardwalk
down by the sea gay mullet
jumping in schools.

deviled crab running
underneath on bottom
giant pink jellyfish.

floating against grass
guy says “look at that toad fish”
silly it’s a crab.
`
(At Sea)
six tiny nibbling fish
dining on the bad fate
one used as bait.

dining sounds sweet
but really i stop myself
from saying this:

sociopath six
and the horrible fisherman
who killed him.

but i knew the man
tis october where is he
look up he’s waving.

why can’t you use
a bang -o -lure or rapalla
be a good sport.
`

Beach Boys/ Under The Boardwalk:

“I’ll Love You right there
In the Sand under the Boardwalk
Down by the Sea”.

“As the Sun goes Down
We’ll Take a walk along the Strand
I want to go”.

“On a blanket
With my baby that’s where I’ll be
Under the Boardwalk”.

peace and quiet day two haiku?

snowbirds “leaving on

a jet plane ,i don’t know when

they’ll be back again”.

`

quiet in the air

oxygen molecules dance

saltwater taffy.

`

(“whatcha gonna do when you can’t get swung”)

“whatcha gonna do

be blue when there ain’t no swing

you just can’t get swung”.

cuchi cuchi haikuchi

(big bang theory)

penny had three strikes

“no shoes no shirt no sheldon”

cheesecake policy.


(bath time)

you make bath time fun

“rubber ducky you’re the one”

lucky peeking duck.

(xavier cugat)

he married charo

bandleader violinist jazz

the king of rumba.

no one knew her age

between fifteen and twenty

he’s a young sixty.