Turnaround And You’re Jim Cramer

~
“oh not so it really is
turnaround tuesday
pretty impressive”

“there was not a memo
for a bake off with nardella
get memo”

“The bears are in a
cave in a den and it’s
claustrophobic right now”

“it’s like we don’t want
tuna with good taste we want
tuna that tastes good”

Josh on CNBC

“market behaving
perfectly rationally
sector by sector”

“Turn Around” Lyrics

“where are you going
my little one turn around
and you’re a young man”

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jim cramer ticker tape toppings

“if everyone holds hands
Gilead does it because
Kumbaya stock”

“Tesla CEO
he wants world domination
I want you to die”

“was once offered
a job at a major teaching
university”

“If You Can Believe That”
betting it was Harvard
where you went to school

Tyler Mathisen

“should you sell your house
your adolescent children
we’ll answer all that”

very hard listening
they are throwing haiku
catching left and right

jim cramer opening 3 days to beach house haiku

“you’ve turned into
sylvia plath this morning
what happened to you”

“agressive shopping
do you own a beach house
remarkable question”

yes remarkable
jim has a magic mirror
should i live that long

“switching back to soy
what do you use baby milk
almond is too sweet”

“they’ve done a lot of
thermonuclear testing
no longer milk based”

velveeta ?

talk about window
“windows is out the window
about agnostics”

“is it real the deal
they are talking about
that it’s seven percent”

“i think that CEO
has gone that’s what people
are talking about”

should you awaken
humorous morning haiku
eye opening bell

conscious jim cramer streaming

“mechanical rabbit
i once went to a dog track
dogs going nuts”

war

“what is it good for
many restaurant companies
what is not to like”

public “doing well
cost of food is going down
preserve their value”

“go buy a cezanne
get one at martin lawrence”
mentions whole foods

.

“heinz when you do good
hunts on a bad week
grape juice mixed with water

things are very bad tang
hellman’s when it’s good”
we always had duke’s

seventeen bottles
of heinz in the cabinet
ninety nine cent sale

perhaps funnier
seventeen bottles for three
heinz or nothing please

what kind of restaurant
does not serve heinz apparently
mcdonalds?

i’m heading to pittsburgh
because their mcdonalds
presents you with heinz

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the first four from may
haiku attorney cramer
no action old tips

out of order too
that’s what i had to do
make this a fun haiku

executor exercises extraordinary power

trust I and trust II
he’s trusting me with trusts
after sixteen years

first runner up colonel
second an attorney
what happened to them

can’t fulfill duty ?
tuxedo competition ?
i need jim cramer

diversification
and all that jazz
vacation condo stock tips

i am only someone
who majored in business
not an attorney

play one on tv
scott peterson talking head
invisible pay

should have majored in
music but that’s neither here
nor there or funny

a seven year tour
had i majored in music
only four years

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expert stock tip consultant
requesting your help

jim cramer breaking out

Breaking Out

“win at their backs now

jp morgan breaking out

it’s a great story”.

`
“breaking out” laura branigan

“never looking back

take a chance and risk it all

leave it all behind”.
`

“breaking out” the prontomen

“there’s no time to lose

breaking out of here tonight

no time for goodbyes”.

`

cramer carnival cruise haiku

” jim cramer’s penalty box”
`
“carnival cruise lines

they’re in the penalty box

keep having problems”.

`
“my penalty box”

one in one million

people going overboard

never being found.
`
by 2005 when george smith was murdered,11 million were expected to go on cruises and 11 people were expected to disappear in the sea.
`

jazz haiku
” between the devil and the deep blue sea”

`
“got me in between

the devil and the deep blue sea

i sure can’t lose you”.

the informant , a haiku

(market today)

bailout in cypress

not the informant cypress

instead the island.
~
( the movie, the informant)

game stealing millions

after prison COO

cramer recommend?

`
and a jazz haiku
“Come By Me”

“talk to me baby

see we might fit together

be a friend of mine”.
`
because only 3 people in the world will understand this, whitacre, cramer and harry connick jr, i will explain.maybe not even that many.

mark whitacre from the movie, the informant went to prison : 8.6 years for wire fraud, tax fraud, money laundering, stealing millions…he worked for ADM (archer daniels midland).

now , he is the COO and president of cypress systems. a few years ago, jim cramer suggested buying cypress…mark couldn’t tell the truth ,if his life depended on it, at least in the movie. now, he has his own company..chance to do much worse, (but maybe that’s what ceo’s and coo’s do)…i am not BUYING and not recommending you BUY this.

*but you can BUY harry connick jr.in : “come BY (buy) me”.

friday oreo fracking haiku: jim cramer

yesterday after cramer’s words
turned into a haiku, i realized even the columns , the songs he reads in USA Today turn into haiku, when the song he was talking about started playing in my head:

“i’m so dizzy my

head is spinning like a whirlpool

that never ends”.
`

and a jazz haiku:
nat king cole
written by: harry warren and mack gordon
“there will never ever be another you”
~
“how can they come true

never be another you

dream a million dreams”.
~

jim cramer’s oreo fracking haiku

(it’s all in the mix)
“you should mix m&m’s

and oreo cookies

in fracking fluid”.

(the don)
“mcdonalds ceo

mixes low fat cooking

and good tasting food”.
`
(cramer the poet)
“traders buying tech

investors buy household names

i buy you cramer”.

(trend)
buy their grocery

peeps ” are doing peter lynch”

i shop at target”.

(atlanta)
“go out on your own

leave your mother-in-laws house

use trucks for fracking”.
`
(don’t mention I)
“inventories up

follow it to the letter

earbuds – heaven’s sake”.
`
(usa today)
“dizzy head spinning”

“it’s my favorite paper”

sherwin paint my place.
`
(point?)
“at a certain point

not based on chinese imports

someone take profits”.
`
(classic commercial)
someday is today

” a good day to take profits”

honeywell catch phrase.
`
(was)
“agra, mosaic

mcdonalds makes me feel good

i shop at target”.
`
(me too :bank of america)
only 12 points now

“i bought it at 48”

coincidences.
““
jazz “exactly like you” haiku

“know why i waited

knew just around the corner

somebody like you”.